Some things are better left misunderstood. This is especially true when it comes to anything and everything you find online.
When you really get right down to it, the less you know, the happier you’ll be. Trust me on this one. Sometimes a little mystery and confusion can make everything much more entertaining (unless you’re these people, of course).
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1. If you thought the comedy issue of GQ was going to make any sense, then you were straight-up wrong, my friend.
If anything, this cover bends the physical laws of the universe, so it should have been called the science issue.
2. I don’t know if this is something you want to advertise, but I could be wrong.
I’ve been out of the game for far too long to know what the kids are doing on dating apps nowadays. Someone fill me in.
3. If you’re going to get your significant other a gift, please refrain from purchasing these Hannibal Lecter-inspired accessories.
I can guarantee you that they won’t appreciate the murdery vibes that this style of jewelry exudes.
4. I guess we’ll never have to guess what happens when a chicken uses a dog filter on Snapchat.
Not that anyone would ever wonder that, because why on earth would they? It’s 2018, and there are so many more important things to worry about.
5. Sure, this egg is fabulous, but can you eat it?
Personally, I don’t want to be excreting glitter for the remainder of my life, so I think I’m gonna have to pass on this one. Thanks anyway, I guess.
6. I’m not really religious, but I’m pretty sure that’s not what these are for.
I can see why you’d want to use them this way, but you can’t just go into God’s home and take whatever you want. Mind ya manners.
7. A rat tail is one thing, but this monstrosity is a whole other beast.
I don’t think anyone can save this man, unless or until he decides to save himself.
8. This is one thing I don’t need to try to know that I’ll absolutely hate it.
Way to make the one food that got me through university disgusting. It was pretty much the only thing I could eat daily without eventually vomiting at the smell of it.
9. If the expiry date of your ice cream cone is actually on your ice cream, you may want to reconsider eating said ice cream cone.
Listen, I know it’s tempting, but you’re playing a dangerous game. If they can’t be bothered to label it right, can they be bothered to make sure an evil genius didn’t poison it?
10. Apparently, they don’t know what the royal couple looks like in Brazil.
But, on the other hand, why the heck would they? They probably have better things to worry about.
11. I’m almost impressed, because you know a hairstyle like this can’t be an easy one to get any hairdresser to agree to.
Also, how did this even happen? I’m all kinds of confused about this pic.
12. What is this? Toothpaste for ants?
How is anyone supposed to use this for more than one night? There’s simply not enough toothpaste in that tiny tube for even one little toothbrush.
13. I guess this is one way to save a little money on your utilities.
Unfortunately, it’s also the best way to make your roommate move out in with zero warning, so it’s not the most cost-effective idea.
14. Is this a sign that there’s going to be four more weeks of winter, and then a bloody apocalypse directly before Earth freezes over?
Maybe I’m getting a little ahead of myself.
15. This is the exact reason why I refuse to go outside and interact with society.
If you think that this reason is way too specific to be true, then you’d be dead wrong.
16. Just because you don’t have a car, doesn’t mean you can’t head through the drive-thru.
Just kidding. It does.
A cardboard box can’t actually pass as a functioning automobile. Sorry, bro.
17. Or you could just buy a cheap, little fish bowl and be a good pet owner.
If you can’t raise a fish, then I really don’t know if you’ll be able to keep yourself alive. You may want to stay at home forever.
18. I don’t know if this is supposed to be funny, or if it’s actually an illiterate person with a label maker?
Either way, I’m laughing, so it doesn’t really matter.
19. There should be a rule that states if you can’t spell it, then you shouldn’t be able to eat it.
If you can’t spell it, you have to give it to me to eat.
20. If you thought being a scuba diver was cool, just imagine how awesome it would be to become an actual scuba diva.
Honestly, I would kill to have a job title that baller.
21. If you’ve never heard of yellow watermelon, then you’re living a sad, sad little life.
I’m so glad I could be here to lead you out of the darkness and into the light of pure happiness.
22. If a candle did me this dirty, I would be so mad.
Actually, that candle would be half gone before I realized that I wasn’t even ingesting Froot Loops, because that’s how hangry I can get.
23. So apparently, this is what it looks like when someone super glues their hand in a questionable position.
Sure, it’s a little creepy. But at the same time, I kinda feel bad for him.
24. If this is my car window, I’m not going into work.
Actually, I’m not going anywhere. That is apocalypse material, and I will be boycotting that whole thing until the zombies take me away.
