They always say that it doesn't matter if you win or lose, and that it's all about how you play the game. But applying that to real life can get a little complicated.
Like, you're normally gonna praise the kid who swung for the fences and missed over the one holding the bat upside down. But what if the upside-down kid actually gets a hit?
Ponder that as we see just how far these people pushed the limits of trying their best.
I don't know, maybe its adorable little bleat sounded more like a strange demon moan to her.
Let's be honest, though. How many of us didn't wanna just write the word "help" as an answer on our math tests?
I guess that'll be OK as long as it can somehow stay on the car, but was the siren their creation too? Frankly, I'd be scared to touch that.
Plus, they don't have to worry about changing the water since this thing automatically flushes.
The fish just has to survive that...
I'd be a little more worried if he figured these colors meant different flavors, but it looks like we avoided that one.
And hey, wait a minute. If they already trapped it in the bag, can't they just toss it outside? Like, the door is right there!
I mean, I can't get it out of my head when I have a rock in my shoe. I'd be falling every four steps if I were in her shoes (literally).
So instead, they went with this much more flattering choice. And since that's obviously how Derrick is taking this, I'd say it's a job well done.
That is, unless they just photoshopped his head onto some rando's body. If that's the case, come on, Ed!
At least give them an A for effort.
And if nobody ever taught you the word "cylinder," I suppose there could be worse ways to describe it than this.
Yes, I know it wouldn't technically be a cube. Hush.
So I guess the only option is to pretend you're holding two teacups until the air conditioning finally kicks in.
You can't just drive with oven mitts, right?
That's pretty much guaranteed to make him wipe out, but this probably wouldn't work as well as the roll cage he's pretending it is.
Who knows? Maybe it got frozen one day and he thought it looked sad. I guess I can sort of understand that feeling.
The uploader had apparently just gotten their phone wet, and Grandma apparently had a container of rice at the ready just in case.
That's the backup I need.
Sure, it means everyone got to watch him fail, but it also means he'll have some help...right after they're done taking this picture.
So he needs a new diving board and new friends.
Because even when the employees stopped smoking and high-tailed it, the building lived up to their mission in the worst way possible.
You have to admire that kind of dedication.
Plus, "Unashamed of my faith, but kind of ashamed of this thing's design" is a little long for a car decal.
I'll admit that I'd really like to see what happens when they try to load this in the tank, though.
Um...right after I take a few steps back.
Because even if you're as good as whatever sneaky electro-surgeon did this and don't get shocked, I wouldn't get too attached to your electronics.
Because I can't guarantee that I'm gonna need legal advice before his leg heals. I guess there are ways to speed up that process, but it doesn't seem worth it.
If that doesn't explain why people enjoy going to cold places and doing this, I'm not sure what does.
So I'm happy to avoid making any loud noises and let him spend the whole shoot hunched over. He's earned it.
I'd say they flew too close to the sun, but that might actually be more helpful than not going airborne at all in this case.
It would be kind of awesome to be the grandkid in this case, though. She'd think I was the man and all I did was remove a sticker.
