It's no secret that nice people are hard to come by in this world. I mean, it's not like they don't exist. But you definitely don't hear about them as much as...well, the other kind of people.
That's who we're here for: the baddies, the jerks, and the people who just can't go through their day without making someone else's worse.
But hey — at least they're good for a laugh, right?
Some people don't have a heart at all. Other people do, but they like drawing in the sand, and I guess I can't fault them for that. Not sure which kind of person Karen is.
I can't believe that it's 2018 and someone thought they could get away with this.
Honestly, if you can see your hand through it...well, I bet you can imagine what else is gonna make skin contact before you're done wiping.
I mean, sure, I might wonder why the dude opened the box at my door. But when pizza's involved, I stop thinking.
If only travel rage let me flap my arms fast enough to never get on a plane again.
"Who should be cut in two during the final layout? Oh, no problem. Becky, your time has come."
But I'm pretty sure this violates the Geneva Convention somehow. International law matters, people.
It might seem weird to bring your own slice to a pizza party, but when there are evil geniuses around, you've gotta be prepared.
...or somebody really annoyed the bartender at work.
Wait..."refill." Oh, you scoundrels.
Seriously, though, it's a bit harsh, no? I think the wood over the end says it all, even for kids to figure out.
And I don't mean drunk teenagers. I mean our four-legged fur friends, of course.
I don't blame you, sandwich, and I never will. You did your best.
He should've known this already.
Ever taken a gulp out of a cup expecting milk and you got orange juice? It's a pain that never leaves you.
I guess. Look in her eyes, though. She knows she's gotten away with it.
