13+ Pics That Got Too Real, Too Fast

The only fact I know about anacondas are that they usually "don't want none unless you've got buns, hun." My source on that fact might not be so reliable, but so long as you got a bone-booty like me, you should be good!

I guess it can be pretty easy to lose lids, and unless you're planning on downing all that Gatorade at once, it can be pretty handy to have. But knowing me, I'd forget that I put it there in the first place.

If he's alright to down a four-pack of Oreos, then he's officially okay! That's the rule we live by when my friends and I go out for a drink and one of us has a few too many.

Maybe it's not all the time, but you can't help but feel this feel to some degree, right? Well, maybe it's time for this credit card to take charge — know what I mean?

Toy stores are supposed to be fun — not a reminder of the sad times. What's next? A copy of Big Buck Hunter featuring Bambi's mom?!

Every crew has one person who's definitely the director of photography, and a few others acting as the grips.

There's no kind of tired like the student life kind of tired. I graduated a couple years ago and am still this tired.

Well, the feeling is, at least. I don't know many people who'd be this bold, but I gotta give props here.

Compliments are always great — but being reminded of your looming expenses is just a touch too real. AC ain't cheap... We're just waiting 'til winter.

That's one of the last places you want to get busted at. That, or being the keynote speaker at the "I Hate My Job" Club.

"Snow day" was a legend back when we were kids. They even made a horrible movie about it called Snow Day that was about a snow day that we'd watch on snow days! SNOW DAYS!

YUP — it's a whole, miraculous mess down there during the birthing process. Once you've had a hard look at it, you're ready for anything fatherhood sends your way!

He's got a long way to go before he makes the face that last guy was making during his child's birth. Don't worry, little man, she probably just had a big meal.

A lot of people cry at weddings, sure, but this is a bit dramatic — don't ya think? I'm kidding, of course. This sleeping beauty will find her prince one day.

It's like there's a way to be upset for everyone on the internet these days. What a fantastic use of the most advanced technological age humanity has ever found itself in.

Granny ain't playin' here — she is ready to dole out some discipline right here. Justice is blind and Grandma has cataracts.

I don't know if I can count exactly how many of these I've lost or destroyed, but I've definitely spent a trillion or two dollars on replacement cords.

I never thought I'd see the day that Gilbert Gottfried made a Shrek head out of melon. Oh, sorry, that's not actually Gottfried, my bad.

I guess those two really faced off, huh? I really hope they makeup soon. These puns are making me want to be suplexed into a volcano.

Honestly, there's nothing more sacred to moms and aunts than Tupperware. If you keep it, they turn into Gollum with the one ring.

There's always that one friend who's the highlight of the night, but for all the wrong reasons. Now they'll be the highlight, literally!

There comes a point in all our lives when we gotta make a choice: style, or not tripping over your own pants.

I guess this package was a lot bigger than they originally thought... Okay, say it with me now: "That's what she said!"

No, that wasn't autocorrect, it's just the sentiment that occurs when you realize that a freaking duck has been a champion more times than you have!

Note to self: Do NOT mess with Barbara, because Barbara is NOT messing around with you. Monika up there is definitely the one playing good cop.

According to WebMD, if you're trembling, you've got a one in three chance of partaking in cannibalism in Papua New Guinea. Sorry about it.

You always have to appreciate someone who's looking out for themselves and their young. Family values are really important.

That's a sharp turn of events for this poor bingo-goer. Is waking up dead actually different from not waking up at all? Does it imply a ghost situation? Is the bingo hall haunted now?

This bar sign really knows how to sell itself. Well, it really knows how to make everything else soul-crushingly terrifying on an existential level.

This kind of Halloween decoration is good in two ways — it's definitely scary to anyone passing by, and it lets parents know to get their kids to skip this house because they can not afford to buy candy for trick-or-treaters.

It's nice to see some realism and honesty in the youth of today, although I'm sure this is not what the teacher was expecting. The flower is a nice touch.

At least you know you're raising a step-child with a really good sense of humor when you get this cup. Maybe it's not the cup you bring to work, but it's one you'll always cherish.

These bar signs are really hitting the existential crises nail right on the head. Maybe someone should check up on these employees and make sure they're doing okay.

No matter how real life gets or how fast it throws itself at you, just remember: no worries! You can totally keep your head above water.