Nobody's perfect — in fact, some of the less perfect people can be caught saying, "pobody's nerfect," like that's some kind of brand new joke, smh.
Well, regardless of my comedy elitism, a big mistake is always funny. So today, we've gathered up a ton of moments where people made facepalm-level messes. Check it out!
Seriously, how do you go from looking like the lead singer of Smash Mouth in ninth grade to super fit Frozone with an afro?
What are you talking about, "and a few people" here?! Did you really think these were "to scale" houses and full-grown people — all for the low, low price of 15 freakin' dollars?!
That's a mistake that took some time to come to fruition — but I don't know what you do at that point. Do you keep the bear around and just keep telling people it's your dog, no matter what?
They set up one of those old-timey cameras with the sheet cover and exploding light bulb thing, right? Then just colorized and wrote on the picture? No...none of that happened.
That's like having a skate park with a strict "no skateboarding" policy. Or an all-you-can-eat restaurant that doesn't serve you any food, and the waiter just punches you in the face.
I can understand mixing up "escalator" with "elevator" — I really can — but not being able to just walk down the stairs? I don't get it.
Behold! The mirror of proportional change! The shape can switch from rectangle to a square, which is impossible, sure, but it's also impractical...great.
That's about as good as saying, "Move aside, Wolf Blitzer, my new favorite fish is Lego."
I mean, he is a master of horror, maybe he's actually back from the dead? Spooky.
Corn rolls is a whole other hairstyle where you pin it in place, use a setting spray, and leave a cob of corn in your hair overnight. In the morning, just add butter and salt.
And, unfortunately enough for them, neither can they — ever. I mean, technically some of it can fit, but who are we tryin' to fool here?
Boy, is his face red...I mean, green and yellow, mostly. He was definitely the highlight of the night.
Look, I don't actually care about how you eat your food...unless you eat cereal like this, you complete maniac!
You can't improve on nature, people! Well, except for the banana, and water purification, and really the countless other ways we've improved on nature.
Did someone decide to have a bubble bath in the fountain? Did the Ghostbusters melt down a giant marshmallow man here? Will this just grow until it consumes us all?!
You're in for the most wild three-second ride of your life with this guy in the driver's seat.
Remember when you were young and pentagrams were edgy and cool? Maybe this will start a new fad to make religious symbols all the rage?
Your word of the day is "credulous," which Webster's defines as "ready to believe especially on slight or uncertain evidence."
At least she's not trying to blame a flu shot, amirite? No, wait, this is much, much worse.
I just hope those are at least actual shorts and not boxers.
I mean, thank goodness they put a disclaimer on there so nobody has to see what happens for themselves now.
A master criminal this person is not. Maybe give up the five finger discount life along with the twitter account.
I'm sure she just thought it was like preheating an oven. And hey, at least freezer bags do technically go in the freezer!
Until you actually bite into them and get a mouthful of magnet, of course. But in theory, magnetic cookies could be the future of snacking.
