Some people out there are talented enough to capture the essence of the human experience with their words. They say what we’re all thinking but what we can’t — or won’t — articulate.
They are our collective voice, and despite the fact that we may not always agree with them, we know that they’re also kinda right…
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Grandpa summarized how most of us feel about kids who aren’t our own
There is enough indifference in those two letters to last that baby till it’s old and gray.
And we’ve got a real thinker of a question for Linda
Perhaps, like some people who are unable to see color, Linda is unable to see the blue mold that has infested the pizza dough.
Annie took full advantage of the obvious joke
I think we all know that someone had to say it, and it wouldn’t have been even half as funny if her name wasn’t Annie.
This person who spoke for most of womankind with one single meme
This mom isn’t gonna stand for any tomfoolery
They may not see it as a gift now, but who doesn’t look back fondly on their parents’ reprimands as though they’re precious gifts?
When this person summed up social media narcissism
Do people actually like their own photos on purpose? Seriously guys, what is that one extra like really going to do for you?!
This person made a freakish but accurate observation
Hey, if my stomach could look like a famous person’s face instead of looking like a bag of dinner rolls, I’d take it!
This teacher doesn’t believe in sugarcoating it
Look, the kids have got to learn sooner or later about the harsh realities of life. It doesn’t always pay to be flashy.
This person perfectly described what’s actually going on in this clip
Anyone who’s ever stepped on a piece of Lego knows there is no way the hydraulic press comes out of this one unscathed.
This person gave some good advice
No, seriously though, get yourself a refund while you’re at it. Those things look like E.T. got to third base with the Silver Surfer.
This Domino’s Pizza employee who said to all without words
This coworker isn’t going to hide the true nature of her romantic relationship
I’m not saying this applies to everyone out there, but you’ve gotta admit it’s a little funny.
This person who only gives out the best advice
This person who identified yet another commonality between us and primates
I wish I was half as photogenic as that li’l monkey. It puts my pics from my summer abroad to shame.
This person and their slightly disturbing realization
I can’t even think about what I’m going to eat for lunch tomorrow without getting anxious, so you’ll have to forgive me while I block this tweet out forever!
This dad made his point in the best way possible
You know what they say, “the medium is the message!” Okay, maybe they don’t say that. Maybe the only people who say that are Marshal McLuhan and your college Media Studies prof.
This person who articulated the plight of anyone who doesn’t have health care insurance
Looks like that turned into one expensive camping trip. Just the pharmacy component alone is more than four years of college.
This person somehow delved deep into the human condition in under 40 characters
If this isn’t the most accurate expression of our state of being, then I don’t know what is.
This person who took a stand
It’s everyone’s duty to stop these vile acts against one of our most precious resources. Stand up to pizza abuse! Don’t be a bystander!
This person who pointed out the obvious
No one likes smug rhetorical questions, especially when the purpose is to make everyone aware how much their life pales in comparison to the asker’s.
The person who wrote this greeting card
This is the truest and most sincere sentiment ever to be written in a card. Never has the human condition been so perfectly captured.
This fortune cookie writer who knows all of us on a very deep level
This dad’s brief but accurate reflection on the European empires
This person who’s just plain accurate
This kid who put it as eloquently as the situation would allow
Austin points out the real issue at play here
Jeez, with a post like that, it might be time for Beverly to turn her gaze inward for some quiet reflection.
This Android-hater accurately summed up iPhone loyalty
I’m on team Android, and even I get this. This is what brand loyalty does to you — you might be brainwashed, but at least you have iChat.
This individual who pointed out the overlooked but obvious truth
This person recognized the awkwardness of Facebook condolences
I can’t be the only one who thinks giving your sympathies for the death of a loved one in a Facebook comment is weird!
Audrey, who speaks for everyone who’s ever felt intense physical attraction to a carb
There is no satisfaction as complete as when you give yourself, body and soul, to garlic bread.
This person who posed a question definitely worth asking
This ex who had a different side to the story
It just goes to show that the phrase “we can still be friends” is the biggest lie on the entire planet.
This person who had the perfect response
This person who expressed what most of us have wished we could say at least once in our lives
This person who offered some useful grilling advice
This kid who expressed how most of us feel about Valentines day cards
This loyal individual gave Taco Bell the praise it deserves… I think…
If you ask me, it’s not about the money, it’s about whether you want to get diarrhea or E. coli. So yeah, I’m with Taco Bell.
Ahh yes, and finally, none of us will ever be able to say it as well as Gordon Ramsay
