10+ Rules The Duggars Have No Choice But To Follow

With all those people in one house, all occupying the same show, the family has to keep everyone on a decently taut leash.

Today, we're going to discover some of the rules they had to follow on the show.

Some might think asking someone's father for their hand in marriage or asking someone's father to date another person, in general, is old fashioned, but that's exactly what The Duggars are: old fashioned.

The Duggar dad, Jim Bob Duggar, must approve all potential courtships.

A style which they call "fundamentalist fashion", the style takes root in the fact that they have to be dressed in a way that the good lord would approve.

Depending on how you read that, you might think this segment is going to go in a very different direction.

No, the wives must be subservient to their husbands in the Duggar family.

Imagine you're a teenager again. Go ahead, picture it.

You get a call from your crush, so you pick it up and you're all excited... but your parents are on the other line.

What a nightmare, right? Well, that's the life of the Duggars.

So I don't even want to think about what else happens if you're a Duggar and have a baby out of wedlock, but I know this: if you do, then the Duggars won't let their kids talk to you.

Obviously, this is the case.

I mean, when your parents monitor your phone calls, don't let you talk to unwed mothers and make you dress like a modern-day quaker, did you really think they were going to let you go out alone with someone?

Only dresses and skirts if you're a woman in the Duggar family.

My god imagine it, ladies... no jeans, no yoga pants, no sweat pants.

When a Duggar is dating someone, they aren't allowed to kiss or hug their significant other... from the front. At least that's the rule the parents have come up with.

Huh... I think I know a loophole.

Or should I say no public beaches? It would be too hard for the non-religious men to keep their eyes averted.

The Duggars do in fact swim though. They go to private lakes, rivers, etc. That photo is how I would look if I couldn't go for a swim in the summer.

This one's pretty obvious, I mean, if you're that religious you're not going to get into a pagan holiday that celebrates demons and ghouls and witches.

Apparently, God is not down with that.

Until you're engaged. Um... I'm sorry, but what?

Apparently, the temptations presented on social media might be too much for an unwed child of theirs, so it's banned until you have a partner.

Okay, so you're not allowed to kiss or hug, but are you allowed to hold hands?

No, apparently not. What a shame, honestly.

What? But then how would they watch themselves? Man, that must get tempting.

Regardless, the television is banned in the Duggar household.

I... I am at a loss for words. Just listen to what happens when they're in public:

"The Duggar women act as "lookouts." When one of them spots a girl dressed inappropriately (which usually means showing too much skin), they yell "Nike!" This warns all the men in the family to shield their eyes and look away."

For the family, courting is "dating with a purpose" and is different from just dating for funsies.

"“Courtship is really waiting for the one God has for you and praying through the whole process," Jim Bob explained.

The women, especially, are to stay with the family and are under their parent's authority until they are married.

When one of their family members, Susanna Keller, had a child before marriage, Jill Duggar, a midwife, could not assist in the birth the child.

That's right, not even if they wanted to.

That means no flossing, twerking, or headbanging. But that's probably for the best.