Matador Gets Speared In The Backside By Angry Bull In Dramatic Video

You know, that thing with the vibrant costumes and the red sheet and the violent killing of innocent animals as a spectator sport?

Yeah, that one.

The festival/competition lasts twelve whole days, and the matadors who participate are practically celebrities.

Is crowding into an arena to watch personified testosterone stab a distracted animal a little odd? Kinda, but we've all got our thing I guess.

French matador Juan Leal! What a gift.

Leal was doing-the-dude-dance on the twelfth day of the festival, looking confidant, ready to...um...nicely interact with some bulls.

Contrary to popular belief, humans get hurt a lot less than bulls in bullfighting. Look at that man's hair.

Does he look like a guy who thought his hair was going to get wrecked? Heck no.

The bull understandably charged at Leal, but unexpectedly...um, took the phrase "stick it to him" very literally.

Allegedly, the bull's horns tore an 11-inch deep wound in Leal's backside.

You know, his backwards fanny pack.

News outlets have yet to report on the details of his recovery, but it's pretty clear that he did not win that fight.

*** Video contains graphic violence***

I promise, you'll want nothing to do with the sport after witnessing the universe show this guy who's boss.

h/t: Ladbible