It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... yet another actor playing Batman! Honestly, I'm still waiting for my turn to act as the Caped Crusader. I don't know how I'm gonna play him, but I know it's gunna be iconic.
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... yet another actor playing Batman! Honestly, I'm still waiting for my turn to act as the Caped Crusader. I don't know how I'm gonna play him, but I know it's gunna be iconic.
It's not 100%, but it's pretty much confirmed.
Oh, there's a vampire joke in here somewhere... um... oh god... more like, "turn into a Bat"-Man... Okay, I know.
I'll turn in my resignation once the article is over.
And today, we're going to go through some of the best reactions the internet has had so far.
So come on in folks, stay a while, because we're heading to the dark, mysterious plains of Twitter.
And darn... I wish I had a good Vampire/Batman joke here. Let's see... I dunno about you guys, but I'm pretty sure he'll have to play the Batman from Earth-43. You know the one where Batman becomes a Vampire? Ah, too specific.
#TeamJacob btw.
Listen, I was a strong red-blooded boy when Twilight came out, so I was never a fan, but are we really still hating on its actors?
I mean, were they really that bad, or did they have little to work with?
I've personally never seen Good Time, but honestly the term "greatest movie of the decade" often doesn't get thrown around all that much. Psh, especially on the internet, where everyone is so level headed!
I wish I had known that Robert Pattinson had done all this arthouse cinema, maybe I would've checked it out... what's that? Oh, a new Marvel movie just came out? Back to the bottom of the list you go, arthouse cinema!
Ah, yes, the bottom of his face is definitely... chiseled.
Not as chiseled as the one on Taylor Lautner though... rowr! Actually, is it too late to switch Edward for Jacob in the B-Man role?
He doesn't like the look, and honestly, I base most of my movie-going experience on what Norm Kelly recommends. Sorry Robert, maybe next time you should try to please Norm, buddy.
So what, are we going to have to change Batman's name to Bruce Cullen now? Oh god... that was awful! Don't worry, I'll come up with a good Vampire Batman joke by the end, mark my words.
Ah, using the old "vampires glitter" joke again. So far, through my hours of research, this has been the only joke people who hate him as Batman can come up with. Huh, a lack of originality on the internet! Weird!
Which, honestly, could possibly be the case. You never know until we step out of the movie... wait, do we even know what kind of movie he'll be in as Batman? Like are we talking Justice League or a new kind of Nolanverse thing?
Which, honestly, would be pretty freaking awesome. Something tells me we'll get the Joker origin story and then Pattinson's first Batman with Phoenix's Joker. Uh, can you say fireworks, folks?
And honestly, even though I don't hate Pattinson as Batman, it's pretty good. Darn you, Twitter user, being a lot funnier than I am! I'm coming for you, ThunderFerret, this rivalry is far from over!
An apt comparison, if you ask me. Years ago, people thought Michael Keaton as Batman would have been ridiculous, and where are those haters now? Off hating somewhere else, because Keaton was awesome as the Dark Knight!
Think Robbie will do a good job? Or do you think this movie will crash and burn like some other franchises I dare not mention? And that was either a Twilight joke or a DC Universe joke, you decide.