When most of us picture a TV or movie villain in our heads, we tend to picture them with jagged, rotten, and dirty fingernails, right? Either that, or we just don't think about their nails at all because that usually isn't ever an important aspect.
But The Night King's nails from Game Of Thrones have caught our attention — and not in the way we'd expect them to.
Warning: S8E3 Spoilers ahead
Let's paint a little word picture of what we think his nails probably look like.
I'm thinking they're a dark grey — charcoal color, chewed-looking, with lots of mud under them and around the edges, an unruly number of hangnails that cause him constant distress (which is probably why he's so grumpy).
It was something that pretty much everyone was looking forward to.
No complaints here.
They. Are. Perfect.
They're long, even, perfectly almond-shaped, buffed, polished, filed — there might even be a small layer of UV-protective clear coat on them.
This fan tweeted that with nails like that, we should start calling him the night queen instead.
Does he keep a secret nail file hidden somewhere in his armor?
Does sit on the edge of his bed in his spare time — talking on the phone with his friends, using his shoulder to hold the phone up against his ear, while filing his nails and flipping through that month's issue of Cosmo?
We need answers.
This person thinks he's got to be wearing a full set of acrylics — maybe even some gel polish to keep them from chipping?
Please send us their number so our nails can be as fire as his.
Besides, now that he's dead, his nail tech lost a client — their calendar is about to open tf up.
I feel like showering should be the top priority?
This is the exact kind of nail-shape I need in my life.
Ladies, take notes!
It must be called "Night King Blue" otherwise, it doesn't count.
What's more amazing is that he died before breaking a single nail.
They pointed out that in 8000 years this dude couldn't take a couple of minutes to trim up his nails.
Fans are openly admitting that he had better nails than they do.
