Summer is on its way and I don't know about you, but I'm not letting just any 25-year-old boy in his mom's Toyota Prius pick me up for ice cream this year.
It's 2019 and our summer fling standards have gone waaay up, honey. We need dependability. We need a good attitude. We need someone who isn't going to take two sips of a Bud Lite and ask his friends to Instagram Live him climbing the roof of the community center Brad.
Lounge in your pool in the arms of your safety stud.
This 32 x 29 inch piece of summer lovin' also comes with a drink holder.
A drink holder.
My last summer fling didn't even own an ice cube tray.
The pool floaty can legitimately only fit one person at a time.
However, you and your friends can share in the fun with the Inflatable Hunk Toss Game for only $16.00.
Summer enthusiasts from across the globe have already started snapping pics with their new pool boy partners.
He's even smiling in every photo. Does your boyfriend do that? Didn't think so.
Imagine the relaxation. The quiet. The serine experience of being able to hear your own thoughts as you glide across the water in your lover's arms.
Once the sun starts the shine, we'll all benefit from having the inflatable hunk by our side.
