They say a picture is worth a thousand words. If this is the truth, then one barber's picture is speaking many words to me; words that sound like famous lines from Keeping Up With The Kardashians....
"Don't be f*cking rude!"
"This is a case for the FBI."
"I'm like, dropping hints that I'm single."
"You're doing amazing, sweetie."
"Kim, there's people that are dying."