Jordyn Woods has really been nourishing our petty bug these past few days.
After the story broke nearly two weeks ago that Jordyn had hooked up with Khloé Kardashian’s baby daddy, scumbag and overall C+ basketball player Tristan Thomspon, fans have been speculating on what the TRUE tea is.
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After Jordyn appeared on the “Red Table Talk” with Jada Pinkett-Smith this past Friday, it seemed like fans were open to taking Jordyn’s side.
Social media blew up with tweets in support of the 21-year-old, who claimed Tristan only kissed her once after a night of partying.
Khloé immediately popped off on Twitter, saying Jordyn was “the reason her family broke up” because WHY would sis blame her cheating, 27-YEAR-OLD mans?
Fans were not having KoKo’s attack, believing she was misplacing her anger.
Everything seemed like it was going Jordyn’s way until Calabasas queen Jeffree Star took to his social media to DRAG her.
Jeffree, a makeup mogul and multi-millionaire has made it known his celebrity neighbours include Khloé Kardashian.
He first clapped back at KoKo for saying Jordyn ruined her family.
“Stop acting like your man isn’t trash either…”
Where’s the lie, though??
Now sis, Jeffree is never one to hold back so when he (along with the world) watched that interview Friday morning, nothing could hold him back from the TRUTH!
“I wanna get something off my chest, girl.” he started .
“We gotta all as people, stop giving a f*ck about these idiots.”
He continued, “Y’all these people are actors for a living… when you live in this city, you know more than the average person.”
He went on to say Calabasas is a small town and that everyone in this city, from celebrity assistants to nail technicians, run their mouths about the LOCAL gossip.
Ya know, just like our own neighbors do.
“I just really skimmed through Jordyn Woods’ ‘Red Table Talk’, it was so f*ucking fake and phony.”
“I live in L.A, I’ve lived here my whole entire life, and there’s things that I have never said, there’s things I wish I could say, but I’m gonna say a few of them right now.
Jeffree continued, “I’m just gonna keep it gangster. Y’all can take take this with a grain of salt.”
“Tristan? He’s a cheating, lying piece of sh*t, we already know that, right? We already know that. For some reason, Khloé don’t wanna really acknowledge that. You can’t blame everything on Jordyn, miss thing.”
“Jordyn really just said that on the way out of Tristan’s house he kissed her on the mouth? That is a motherf*cking LIE.”
He then dropped a bombshell that word on the street is Jordyn and Tristan have been hooking up for MONTHS.
“Y’all have been hooking up for a month or two! The whole city of Calabasas knows it!”
“Everyone sees everything. Y’all have been hooking up for a while.”
He believes Jordyn is beyond shook she got caught, and is lying to cover her ass and her reputation.
“There’s eyes everywhere, there’s normal people that aren’t famous that are your neighbors.”
He concluded, “I’m so bored of these people.”
“I feel like we gotta vent as people, as a culture, like, there is so many more important things to worry about.”
Even though Jeffree concluded, the people sure as hell did not.
This feels like the only truth we’ve been given.
And SURELY, I’m confused as hell.
Who can we trust in these dark times??
Not everyone believed him, though.
It’s easy to wonder why Jordyn would be so casual about CHEATING WITH TRISTAN MF’ING THOMPSON.
Jeffree Star is a millionaire with bigger things to worry about then petty Kardashian drama, tbh.
Which is why I kinda believe him, ya know?!
Plus, I just love Jeffree.
He’s on the side of the truth, and I’m here for that drama.
People couldn’t help but callback to racist comments Jeffree made a decade before he started on YouTube.
He was recorded using racial slurs in 2005, but the video has been recirculating since Jeffree’s recent rise to fame.
To his credit, Jeffree has addressed his history of racism in a grown way.
Watch it and take notes @fake YouTubers cough Laura Lee cough .
It’s safe to say the people have spoken and the people are CONFUSED.
No word yet from KoKo, Tristan (duh) or Jordyn about Jeffree’s accusations, but it’s a game changer for sure.
WHO CAN WE TRUST?
You can watch the full video below, but be WARNED— nothing will ever be the same.
I love lies and neighbourhood drama!
xoxo, gossip girl.
