14+ Candid Photos From The Oscars After-Parties That Will Give You Serious FOMO

Another Oscars has come and gone, and this one was definitely one for the books. All the awkward red carpet interviews, acceptance speeches gone wrong, hypothetical love triangles, magical performances where a certain two people looked like they were about to make out passionately but then didn’t— which really pulled my heartstrings to their limit BTW. The show was everything I had hoped for, and then some.

But let’s talk about what we didn’t see— the place where classiness goes to die, and scandal flourishes: the after-party.

I don't actually know if anything scandalous happened at the after-party. But a girl can dream.

Anything can happen after the stars get a little liquid courage in them, right?

I'm sure in a few weeks we'll be hearing about people leaving the party together with people they shouldn't have been.

It's like clockwork with these people.

Here we have Maya Rudolph, Jon Hamm, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler gettin' their drink on.

I can only imagine how candidly hilarious this group of people would be. I wish I was sitting smack-dab in the middle.

Chrissy Teigen and her beau, John Legend arriving to the AP in style.

I expected no less of Chrissy Teigen than to show up wearing a dress covered in pink, fluffy feathers.

You go girl.

And while we're on the topic of the world's most cherished couples, here's Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth.

The pair arrived to the party venue lookin' damn near perfect.

Newlyweds, Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra gettin' hot and heavy inside the party.

Okay, maybe not hot and heavy, but they're definitely flaunting honeymoon-phase levels of PDA. Get a room you two!

Steven Spielberg and Jeff Goldblum posing together for a photo.

This is a lot of Oscar-worthy talent in one photo. More than I can take.

Genuinely curious about Jeff's glasses though. Those are some thick-rimmed spectacles if I've ever seen any.

Lady Gaga arriving to the after party, golden statue in hand, and absolutely glowing with pride.

I can't say I blame her! Her Oscar win was well-deserved, and is a huge step in her already successful career.

I guess Barbra Streisand has officially taken on the role of being Jason Momoa's mother.

Seems very random, but turns out these two met backstage at the Oscars and really hit it off.

Babs is a very popular lady it seems! Here she is with Spike Lee, sharing the triumph that is the golden statue.

Getty Images | Kevork Djansezian

Spike Lee looked like he was having a bit of a disappointing night, after the whole Green Book situation, and being name-dropped by Awkwafina. But it looks like he was able to turn things around and have a great time.

Kendall and Caitlyn Jenner arriving to the party together, looking like a million bucks.

Which is probably what their outfits are worth combined.

But in all seriousness, Kendall looks like one hot tamale! Legs for days.

Awkwafina taking a selfie with Kiersey Clemons.

Probably avoiding bumping into Spike Lee after the awkwardness they had earlier in the night. I would.

Rami Malek enjoying the fruits of his labour, after winning an Oscar for his memorable performance in "Bohemian Rhapsody."

His bow tie was crooked all night, and he fell off the stage, but it's okay! He's passed it.

If you thought Rami was going to celebrate modestly, you'd be wrong. Champagne shower anyone?

Getty Images | Kevork Djansezian

Vanity Fair spares no expense! Waste all the booze you want!

Lady Gaga planting a smooch on Mark Ronson's face, still firmly gripping their Oscar awards.

I'm low-key wishing that Mark was Bradley Cooper instead, but whatever. This is okay too, I guess.

The two queens, Madonna and Lady Gaga posing together for this adorable, celebratory, family shot.

I cannot get enough of this photo. They look angelic.

It must run in the Italian genes! (FYI I'm Italian too, so maybe they'll let me be a part of their squad).