There are basically two ways you can go when you decide to go for the ol' snip trip: treating your crotch with a bag of frozen peas and your soul with a pint of ice cream, or having a party for your lost boys.
There are basically two ways you can go when you decide to go for the ol' snip trip: treating your crotch with a bag of frozen peas and your soul with a pint of ice cream, or having a party for your lost boys.
This couple seems to understand that having a sense of humor in life makes it a helluva lot easier! So they went for the option that's a heck of a lot more fun.
I guess they didn't want to have to make the switch from playing man-to-man to zone defense around the house, which seems wise.
There are lots of opinions about ideal family size and how to go about deciding that, but ultimately, you need to do what makes you happy.
You have to know what you want in life!
Well, Kimberly decided to throw a party to make the occasion memorable — and probably to keep her husband's mind occupied before his impending visit to the chopping block.
It's really a no-brainer when you compare what goes into a vasectomy compared to getting your tubes tied.
It's also safer, cheaper, and has a much shorter recovery time.
"He's very selfless in that way," Kimberly told Babble. "Very compassionate and caring. We couldn't be happier with our family life."
Between the snacks and the decorations, Kimberly didn't miss a beat when she put together the pun-heavy party.
Seriously, check out some of her creations and if you've got a guy getting the snip soon, consider taking some inspiration.
She got the Milk Duds, the Tender Beef Jerky, the bananas, the jelly beans, and even some gourmet seeds. And for the, um, after-party, there was a protective cup and a surgical glove packed with frozen peas. There was even a bowl of sausages and meatballs.
Complete with a tombstone dedicated to the memory of her husband's sperm — just the thing to take a bit of the sting out of the occasion.
So Kimberly had some shirts made up: a "Swim Team Survivor" shirt for each of the kids, featuring the year of their birth as well, and "Time To Retire The Swim Team" for Dad.
No surprise, her post went viral, racking up more than 50,000 shares and a ton of belly laughs.