Let’s face it: men and women have some obvious differences. No, I’m not talking about the birds and the bees here, I’m talking about the weird things that men and women do that just sometimes don’t make sense or are just oddly hilarious. So, let’s celebrate our quirky differences and laugh along the way!
1. She wanted a golden retriever. He thought he was being hilarious—she did not. Guys can be so literal!
2. She wanted flowers. He sent flours. Guys can be so punny.
3. When girls take animals in for a trim, they do just that. When guys do it, it has to be awesome.
4. Guys can be so romantic.
5. Some people geek out over travel. Others do not.
6. When girls are out of town, they just expect guys to figure it out.
7. For guys, a romantic evening is only a bag of shredded cheese away!
8. Women rarely clean out their purses, and when they do, they find ancient artifacts of the past.
9. Ladies can be really good with animals.
10. Men don’t always get excited during concerts.
11. Girls care a lot about their drivers license picture; guys do not.
12. And they say fishing is a man’s sport!
13. Some women don’t take cosplay too seriously (and that’s truly okay).
14. Size isn’t everything.
15. Guys just don’t understand: cute is better than efficient.
16. This relationship just became official.
17. Men don’t always have to wait in line in the bathroom.
18. And they try to make jokes out of the most basic tasks, like packing a lunch.
19. Women know how to speak to a man’s romantic side.
20. Some men excel in…other tasks.
21. How a guy pranks his gal…
22. And how a gal pranks her guy.
23. What’s important is enjoying life together, like sports.
24. Men have a special talent for making jokes that are both not funny and utterly enraging.
25. Women are always reminding their hubbies of what’s important in life: family.
26. And some women just have a lot of feelings.
27. Men tend to be OK with their lot in life.
Close enough.
