I see a lot of weird pictures, working for this here website. But that’s not what we’re talkin’ about here today. Nosireebob, today’s all about just some totally mundane images that don’t stand out in any way, shape, or form. Unless, that is, I’m seriously missing something, but I doubt that’s it.
1. I don’t know about you, but this cereal looks totally above board to me.
The part that really troubles me is that there are apparently “NO certified synthetic colors,” which makes me wonder if they cheaped out and used the uncertified stuff instead.
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2. *extremely Christina Aguilera-y*: When will my reflection show…who I am insiiiiiiide?
You know what, tomato, if you feel that you’re actually a strawberry, you be a strawberry. Granted, this may have something to do with my anti-tomato agenda, but I’d like to think I’d still be supportive.
3. Just a perfectly normal sky. Nothing to see here.
If there are any meteorologists out there who reported on this and didn’t make at least one Jimi Hendrix or Prince reference to “Purple Haze” or “Purple Rain,” they don’t deserve their job.
4. This looks like something of a d-egg-saster.
The only thing worse than looking at this image is rereading that pun. If I can’t come up with better yolks, my career in humor writing is definitely ova…
…Something about shells? I dunno, man. I swear I’m doing my best.
5. I’ll say this. Somebody saw an opportunity and they took it.
I don’t endorse it and I don’t appreciate it making it past the planning stages. But some person out there did exactly what they set out to do when they made this happen.
6. I, too, fix all of my problems by sticking a small version of myself in front of me.
At this point, I’ve got like, three dozen clones taped to me at any given time. It’s getting to be a problem.
7. Yeah, I’ll still eat it, but I’m not going to be happy about it.
Maybe I shouldn’t judge a book by its cover. Maybe eating a bread sandwich using PB&J on the outsides is the right way to go.
8. I’m told there’s a perfectly good explanation for this, and I believe it, but as of this moment, nothing’s coming to me.
He looks like he’s trying to avoid some rule about the maximum occupancy of the room by never actually touching the floor.
9. Finally, we can put the debate to rest.
I’m outraged, but I’m also really craving mini pizzas now.
10. Okay, one last picture with pizza, and then I’m done, I swear.
I’m honestly upset with Del Monte for endorsing this. Not to mention, why in the world would you call it a “pattycake”? Own up to your mistakes, Del Monte.
11. So relatable, amirite?
My spellcheck is really mad at me for pretty much the entire last sentence.
But, more importantly, not only is a giraffe playing a drum immediately hilarious, I’m also deeply troubled by the fact that its head doesn’t match its plush body in any way.
12. If Quentin Tarantino directed a Girls Gone Wild video.
I’m really hoping that this really is a trick of the water and that I’m not in some way bodyshaming a woman who legitimately has enormous feet.
13. Yeah, there’s apparently a way to break the surface that makes you look like Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants for a second.
Do with that information what you will, but make sure you take a good photographer with you. Or at least someone who’s played Pokémon Snap .
14. OK, this is far from the first aggressively messy car I’ve seen, but the Happy Meals are…different.
I’d like to think that a bunch of kids got a fake ID and a car like that one episode of The Simpsons . But the truth is probably disappointing.
15. Was whoever made this sign trying to be cute, or were they just super serious about their speed calculations?
Unless you’ve got a buddy following you with a radar gun, I’m not sure how you would even know if you’re obeying this one.
16. Call me crazy, but I get the feeling that whoever is responsible for this isn’t the biggest fan of McDonald’s.
Their message was a little too subtle at first, but that frowning Happy Meal (Sad Meal?) really ties the whole thing together.
17. The fact that she’s wearing that shirt may seem like a coincidence, but that zebra is seriously putting her on blast right now.
Wearing a black shirt with white stripes is the fastest way to look like a poseur to a white animal with black stripes.
18. I like how the dog seems to be looking back at us like, “Look buddy, this wasn’t my idea. I don’t like it any more than you do.”
I think this good boy showed a lot of restraint by not shaking the ears off hours ago.
19. I’m not sure how comfortable that fence is, but other than that, this statement seems to check out.
Like, Jenga’s great and all, but does it have a round where you somehow have to balance a suitcase on the tower?
That’s the real challenge.
20. Hmm, I think that water bottle’s gonna give away this woman’s devious plot when she sends this to her manager.
Also, I just noticed that she has some kind of skin care product in her mouth. Is that supposed to be a breathing tube?
That’s…different.
21. *watches Jurassic Park once*
I’m just now realizing that that thing has wheels and appears to be powered entirely on its own. Which begs the question, where can I get one?
22. There’s nothing wrong with washing your bumper with gasoline, right?
That’s a totally normal thing to do that will have no possible negative or fatal consequences in the near future.
23. When your friend asks you if you’re doing okay, and you try to give them a thumbs up, but your real feelings come creeping through.
I bet this person is either really really good at video games or unbelievably bad at them.
24. I’m no meteorologist, but I think this person might be living somewhere hot.
I don’t know how much of that is pavement melting and how much is sandal melting, but I know I’d hate to fall anywhere near there.
