Sometimes you witness something so peculiar that you do a double take.
Take a quick glance at your child and they can scare the living bejeezus out of you. Drive down an unfamiliar street at night only to be startled by some cleverly placed garden gnomes.
Here are 24 photos that'll make you drop what you're doing and second-guess what your eyes are seeing.
I'm sorry, but dolls are creepy, and photos like this are one of the many reasons I will never have them in my house!
Okay, so it turns out kids can actually be creepier than dolls. Hmm, something else I hopefully will never have in my house... sorry, Mom.
For those of you who aren't gamers, this is Agent 47. Scary stuff.
Although, I guess technically Santa is the biggest break-and-enter perpetrator of them all!
"She's a talented child, but might flourish more in a different class setting... For instance one with crucifixes and perhaps an ample supply of holy water..."
Looks like this time the big bad wolf decided to cosplay Little Red Riding Hood instead of her grandma! It never hurts to switch it up!
This could make for a very nasty drunken walk home...And by that, I mean you could end up becoming someone else's after-bar food.
For the love of god, do you see what I mean?! Do you need any more proof that kids are beyond creepy?!
Yes, I'm sure that box will most definitely keep you safe from sparks and flames... It's not like cardboard is flammable or anything... What a great life hack! Or maybe it's more of a death hack...
As you can see, it appears that Little Miss Muffet still struggles in the 21st century. Time doesn't heal all wounds.
Seriously, what is wrong with people? It's times like these where I seriously consider cutting up my driver's license and swearing off cars and all forms of automobiles altogether.
I guess when you reach a certain age, everything starts to look the same. Especially when you all shop at the same TJ Maxx.
At this point, you guys already know how I feel about kids...and, I'll be honest, this black and white filter is definitely not helping things...
Huh...well, kudos to the makeup artist. It looks like they really nailed that "John Wayne Gacy in the early years" type look.
If I needed a ladder to get up on my bike, I would ride my bike even less than I do already.
This is what happens when you let Philistines build their own bookshelves. Stick to Ikea, you boorish bourgeois! No offence to Ikea...
"Many members of our waddle have gone missing in these past few weeks. It's certainly peculiar... However, our newest member seems to be dramatically growing in girth."
This, on the other hand, I find strangely alluring. The hand doesn't even have the right amount of fingers. However, I suppose it has a face, so we'll give it that.
Whoever thought up this as the dream car is a total and complete genius. You can park wherever you want and charge for rides!
Did you do it? Did you insert your joke? Did it make you laugh? I know, it's not as easy as it looks, is it?
It's supposed to rain today, but I guess this guy didn't get the memo... GET IT? MEMO? Because he's covered in them! Sorry, that was inexcusably terrible. I'll try to do better next time...
Oh, my dear lord. I hate this. I mean, I really hate this. I'm sorry if you're just as disturbed as I am. Just imagine the slime trails it would leave on the carpet!
What that mistake is, I couldn't say. I don't even really know what's happening in this picture. All I know is if the SWAT team needs milk, this guy's got it!
Don't ask me how this witchcraft is possible. All I know is that this dog is more photogenic than me and its selfie is better than any I've ever taken! Teach me your selfie ways, doggo!
