Most of the time, our attitude to work is, "Better done than perfect." If you do more or less of what you're supposed to, nobody's gonna notice that a couple details aren't quite as good as they could be.
This is especially true when you're doing the bare minimum while dealing with a rude customer. Maybe they'd get better service if they weren't so rude, but they'll never know.
But unfortunately, if we always take this approach, we might end up in situations like these.
The energy from these crystals won't feel so loving and cleansing when they're rammed into your face at 60 mph.
Those friendly little tweets can turn into the haunting shrieks of the doomed really quickly if each one doesn't get its space to grow.
That's a life lesson learned.
"Oh yeah, eggs usually have yolks, don't they? I guess it's too late to say I was just trying to provide a healthier option?"
I love the idea of people looking at this and thinking, "It'll fit, I have a guy in my house just like that."
And that's even before he tries to solve the great mystery of where his pants are and why he threw them away.
OK, that's not hard. Pants suck.
I checked and "rezeptfrei kaufen" doesn't translate to some clever play on words about pipes, so I guess we'll never know.
If people manage to steal everything off a bike except the locked wheel, they'll definitely have no problem ripping through a pizza.
Hmm, I guess it's good that they were so unsubtle about this or the precious cargo might've become a pancake.
I'd love to be the one who blows her mind by telling her that she doesn't even need a mirror at all.
Like, the exact place that would make you bend over and strain your back? They were either clueless or sadistic.
I wonder if drilling deep enough into that mess would lead to a coffee pocket, just like when you strike oil.
I guess the only upside is that we won't ask how koalas are related to Mario if we're too busy screaming.
I'm not Xzibit, but I'm pretty sure all the bass in the world isn't gonna cover up that scraping sound.
Actually, maybe they did notice. Maybe this is exactly what they need to make themselves smile after getting a bad customer.
This is probably the only time where accidentally having the flash on would be helpful. She may see spots, but she'll realize her mistake.
No wait, I've got it. They made one of his kids green but not the other one. They're doing this on purpose.
