It’s no secret that Chrissy Teigen is the queen of Twitter.
From sharing random thoughts and moments with her fans to sassing them a second later, her feed is definitely a mixed bag, you never know what you’re going to get.
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Some of my personal favorite tweets are the savage ones and believe me, there were many throughout 2018 (in no particular order because I am not that organized).
1. Chrissy let it be known that she loves blocking people on Twitter.
Apparently, it’s the only way they’ll know that they’re “idiots”, according to her.
Imagine being blocked by a celebrity. It’d make for a fun story to tell at parties at least.
2. There was the time she had enough with vegetarians.
She commented on her bacon preferences, and naturally, people came for her about liking meat.
In turn, she felt that all of those people were entitled and judgmental and was unapologetic about it.
3. She was mostly just confused by the backlash.
People were losing respect for her because she declared her love for cooked bacon.
I don’t blame her for being upset. People were wildin.
4. People should know better than to ask if someone is pregnant.
It’s basically saying that they’ve gained weight.
Even if this person intended to be respectful, I think Chrissy made it clear that the most respectful thing to do is not say anything at all.
5. Chrissy shared a breastfeeding photo and it set the internet on fire.
But she was not about to stand by and watch it burn.
Scrolling on by is definitely the best policy if you don’t like something she’s sharing.
6. There was the time Chrissy shared a video of her daughter eating a Caesar salad.
Somebody dared to question if she was feeding her child romaine lettuce (which is currently being recalled because of an E. coli outbreak).
And it’s fair to say that Chrissy does not tolerate criticism about her parenting or cooking.
7. We also learned that she has very strong feelings toward one particular emoji.
Honestly, I get it. It might look like a thinking emoji but it’s really so much more than that.
It’s more like an “are you an idiot? I think you’re an idiot and I’m judging you,” emoji.
8. One user had a few choice words for Chrissy’s magazine cover.
She appeared on the cover of Glamour and one user told Chrissy that she looked “awful”.
Surprise, surprise, Chrissy wasn’t here for the shade from a total stranger and sassed her harder than we’ve ever seen.
9. There was the time Chrissy asked her fans what species of bug had landed on her arm.
As luck would have it, her fans informed Chrissy that it was actually a potentially dangerous bug that could cause paralysis, and they started giving her a hard time because she was encouraging her daughter, Luna, to kiss the bug.
Chrissy didn’t know that the bug was dangerous, and wasn’t the biggest fan of everybody’s criticisms.
She has a point. Everybody is fine — everyone can continue to live their lives.
The video only proved that Chrissy clearly has compassion for all living things, big or small.
10. Even Chrissy’s husband, John Legend, isn’t safe from her tweets.
After John tweeted about his very busy schedule, Chrissy jokingly implied that he was too busy to be around his kids.
We love some one-way marital banter.
11. We all know one of *these* people.
Chrissy tweeted about catching up on The Affair but didn’t want to spoil anything for her fans.
One person decided they did want to spoil things for everyone, and Chrissy wasn’t impressed.
12. It’s no secret that Chrissy has strong feelings about Donald Trump, and none of them are nice.
When the laws of the land forced Trump to unblock Chrissy on Twitter, she took full advantage.
13. After someone pointed out some “obvious lies” by Jacob Wohl, Chrissy jumped on the bandwagon.
I love how simple the “weirdo dork” shade is, but it’s so effective.
14. Chrissy is not here for the strange product trends.
When Mashable shared sleeping bags that you can wear, Chrissy shut that ‘ish down.
And thank goodness she did — those aren’t cute.
15. If you’ve been following the search for an Oscars host this year — you’ll know it’s been a bit of a roller coaster.
Chrissy chimed in with her suggestions, wanting Anne Hathaway and James Franco to take it on, solely to relive how awkward it was the last time they hosted.
And trust me, awkward is putting it nicely.
16. Chrissy shared a photo of her son Miles, and explained that he needed a head shaping helmet to fix his “flat”.
While most people were supportive, there were those trolls who gave her a hard time.
Chrissy decided to remind them that they don’t need to know everything about her life.
17. There was the time that Chrissy came after the fashion world.
More specifically — capri jeans.
Maybe she didn’t directly offend one specific person, but she definitely attacked the group of 38 year-old-moms picking their kids up from school in the spring.
18. When it comes to IVF, do not even think about arguing with Chrissy.
Because she can smell that word from a mile away, and will viciously hunt you down and make sure you never question her fertility ever again.
19. When you’re as famous as Chrissy is, you hear a lot of “compliments”.
But she’s had enough of the backhanded ones that straight up insult her.
20. One time, Chrissy was upset about a paparazzo who posted photos of her in her car while she was pumping.
Someone thought they would defend the creepy pap shot, and Chrissy was right there to put him in his place.
21. Imagine Chrissy Teigen telling you to “chill out, bro”.
She was voicing her thoughts on people posting vacation photos on Instagram even though she knows that they’re home and not still on vacay.
A simple thought, but people still tried to argue her about it. Guess who lost the fight?
22. After Chrissy spoke about being proud to be the daughter of an immigrant, fans accused of “talking bull”.
Chrissy clapped back, encouraging the troll to try empathy for a change.
23. Twitter went wild one night (and literally every other night).
We love this form of savage where she remains calm and still makes everyone else look really dumb. Such a mood.
