You'd think that nothing would shock us anymore, but every now and then folks will find a way to put all of our reason and logic in a blender.
And while I'm sure the resulting smoothie is delicious, it also means we're left stumbling about as though naptime just ended.
But because the only thing that makes laughing better is shaking your head while you do it, let's get weird.
As soon as a new bae enters her life, we're gonna be watching them like a hawk because someone this pure needs to be protected at all costs.
I guess we can take some comfort in the fact that it's not real hair, but good luck climbing up this thing without getting a creepy feeling.
Especially with bare feet.
But despite all the nightmarish pain and the eye-bleeding, the homie is still keeping up a positive attitude.
I'm guessing that's because the Krusty Krab pizza jingle just went through his head again.
I'm not sure what I find more mind-blowing — whatever is going on down there or the fact that this charger still somehow works.
I'd like to think I have a pretty open mind, but I think I'd need a whole PowerPoint with star dissolves and clipart to persuade me here.
"I have to admit, buddy. You just made my day."
"Does that mean I'm free to go?"
"Nope, what you did is still very illegal. I just wanted you to know I appreciate this."
Or maybe we just want to believe that this saucy table is serving a flirty look here. Can we not have that simple pleasure?
Not only that, but I would really wanna see which one of my neighbors would have the guts to tell me I'm not allowed to do this.
And when all you're worried about is getting the pizza there quickly, there's no reason to set-trip over which pizza is better.
That's just beautiful.
There's something weirdly adorable about a stubby little stool getting all geared up in a tracksuit like it can actually go anywhere or do anything.
The kid's parents are either really cool or soon-to-be horrified, but the point is that he's gonna be the man when he shows up to school like this.
Sadly, even the best-laid plans of mice and men can end with cold spaghetti, messy photocopiers, and broken dreams.
Sure, the game would turn into even more of a carnage-filled slugfest than it already is, but the acrobatics would be worth it.
The wild part isn't that they had to resort to this. Nah, the wild part is that it failed miserably and life still found a way.
I'm obviously not hating on this dude for wearing whatever he wants. I'm just curious about the appeal here.
The fact that a face swap doesn't magically grow hair on your legs is kind of a clue, but it's hard to focus on the details.
Let's put it this way, I can't think of a single situation where taking something from Liam Neeson without asking has ever gone well.
I wonder if this hotel has, like, three generators just so people stop asking what happens when the power goes out.
I refuse to believe the question hasn't come up.
