Has the system got you down? Have you felt like you're just stuck in the same workaday life with so much repetition you have to strangle your pillow before you can sleep? Well, as Michael Jackson said, "Just beat it."
If you don't beat the system, the system's gonna beat you. Today we're lookin' at people who took matters into their own hands!
Although, the fact that he's even eating Spam in the first place says that he probably doesn't care much anyway, right? :P
This is a game-changer right here. Protip: take it to the next level by using 72 coffee creamers that you stole from the residence cafeteria — free dairy!
Sure, you might not get the limited edition SpongeBob puzzle toy you were aiming for, but that would hurt pressing on your eyelids anyway.
It may only be good for 8–10 answers at most, but you got toenails too, don't ya? Use 'em!
Finally, no more awkwardly positioning your head and hands to watch the next episode of Bob Ross' painting show. Just don't fall asleep in class! That's not a happy little accident.
I envy this invention so much! There's nothing worse than touching the sweaty arm flesh of a subway troll...or anyone's, for that matter.
That is, until their dad watches the tape and sees that the sun hasn't set in five days.
This couple, for "super extra way to get a crème brûlée." Oh wait, sorry, it was actually Moonlight that should've gotten it, my bad.
I just wish I could take back all the precious moments I wasted making grilled cheese the slow and less cool way!!!
I don't wear glasses, but this photo has got me thinking that I should.
Plus, how is it even possible to write that tiny? How?!
Not only does it work, it's portable!
Collectively speaking, I think we're all anti-ticket police.
I can't stand it when people say, "They're just doing their jobs," or "They're people, too."
It's like: Are they people, though? Are they really?
Look, the economy is really bad right now (IDK if it actually is, I think that's just an English proverb or something). You have to make a living however you can.
This just upped everyone's water game to a whole new level. Gone are the days of drinking boring plain water — it's time to get hella bougie.
Saving money on a fancy mountable room fan, and it's portable. Pure genius at work.
No Bluetooth? No problem. And even if you could turn on speakerphone and hear your friend just fine, why waste an opportunity to be a trendsetter?
This guy's just studying for a test, but you can tell he's already got everything in his life figured out.
Like the chest of your enemies, rip that thing open and feast on its innards!
So, not only do you get to throw down at the party, but you have a whole new section in Forever 21 to shop in.
Otherwise, all this work would be for nothing if she shows up and hears "oh, did you forget something, ma'am?"
If it's just a toss-up between your feet hurting and your dignity hurting, I'm protecting my feet! Let's be real: We're gonna get McDonald's on the way back anyway.
I don't know, is this necessary?
Forks can replace tongs in any basic culinary scenario, especially Tupperware zucchini.
I think this guy's just showing off.
All these years I was foolishly having to pick just one kind of cereal when I could've been living this luxurious life I truly deserve :(
I mean, I'm not sure how stable that tunnel looks, but I'll admit I'm also not the genius here. Our great escape artist obviously only needs help talking to his wife.
If this thing is secure enough, I anticipate this will work perfectly.
Not a soul is going to notice.
A great place to store your music for a later time. Recycling is how you play the system my friends.
Either that or they were just tapping into people's secret desire for a pet horse that fits in the house.
Either way, they're onto something.
It's a personalized licence plate — show them who you really are!
Putting a water bottle cap on wine isn't just a great invention for the kitchen — now you can take it to the gym! Jk, don't do that.
This purse pouch is all anyone needs! It really puts the class in "classy drunk." Moms are so advanced.
This person basically set up their own Hunger Games for some slugs!
