Every relationship has bumps, and no partner is perfect. But some men’s behaviour leads me to wonder how they ended up in a relationship in the first place.
It’s one thing to forget a birthday or anniversary — and those things are bad enough as it is — but these guys are on a whole other playing field when it comes to putting themselves in the doghouse.
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1. This guy who gives 100% to his relationship…when it comes to pranks.
He photocopied a picture of his face — with his eyes open — and taped it to the outside of their second story bedroom window. Understandably, his wife was not amused!
2. This guy who picked the wrong moment to sneak a peak.
All this woman wanted was a picture of her sweet son with his dad, and instead got photographic evidence that will for sure be brought up in arguments for years to come.
3. This husband who seems to think we live in the ’50s.
Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but if you helped create the baby, you’d better believe you’re helping to get that baby out! And did he seriously just compare childbirth to the man flu?
4. This husband who has chosen to use his crafting skills for evil.
Something about these pranks really bugs me! But seriously, he’d better start cutting out some paper flowers. He’s gonna need a whole lot of them to make up for this joke!
5. This husband who doesn’t learn from his mistakes.
“Goodbye wedding ring . Hope someone finds you in LA and wears you.” Losing your wedding ring while on vacation is a little sketchy, if you ask me. But this guy has lost three!
6. This husband who took too many creative liberties with his labelling job.
It’s all fun and games until you think you’re thawing steak on the counter, only to realize it’s actually a butter sponge! Also, from now on, I will only call corn on the cob “butter sponges.”
7. This husband who ate all the peanut butter.
There is nothing more enraging than going for a spoonful of peanut butter, only to find out your SO ate it all, didn’t replace it, or throw the container out. Note to men: REPLACE WHAT’S BEEN EATEN.
8. This husband whose scheduling fail made for a rough day.
“When your husband is away on business and his smart home stuff is delivered on the snowiest day of the year. 2 skids, 90 boxes, 600lbs.” She can’t exactly leave all this stuff outside, either!
9. This husband who owes his wife some cold hard cash for this stunt.
I’m gonna go with the top of that scale — £500 is like $700, right? Yeah, I’d say that’s fair payment for going rogue during a haircut.
10. This guy who’s airing their dirty laundry for all the neighbours to see.
We’re not sure what this guy did, but he’s definitely in the dog house. It must’ve been pretty bad for him to make this kind of public apology . Yeesh!
11. This husband who’s eating his words.
Joke or not, you do not ask a stay-at-home mom what she’s done all day. She’s juggling kids and managing all the schedules, events, chores, and “invisible” household jobs. Bring home flowers, buddy.
12. This guy who made a “Wookiee mistake.”
It was his lady’s birthday. Rather than getting her a gift that she would enjoy, he decided to buy her this monstrosity . I’ll just let her face tell you how she feels about it.
13. This guy who took an April fools joke too far.
He kept up the joke long enough for her to really believe it. This kind of prank not only guarantees you’ll be sleeping on the couch, but that you might be moving right out of the house!
14. This guy who will probably be sleeping in his car tonight…good thing he loves it so much!
“Dad said he wanted a photo of his two loves…mum was a bit upset when that turned out to be the dog and his car.”
15. This husband who has questionable priorities.
Letting your son’s wagon roll down a hill to chase a ball is one way to piss off you wife. Another surefire way? Only noticing your kid’s takeoff when she starts yelling, “DUDE, WTF?!”
16. This guy who gave his girlfriend a three-carrot ring.
Needless to say, this woman was not happy to find out she was getting carrots and not carats. At least she knows that with jokes like this, her boyfriend’s ready to be a dad.
