I mean, that cake does kind of look like a big block of cat food so...maybe they brought this upon themselves a bit!

I don't know about the lasagne, but that spatula looks hot as hell! Wouldn't worry about that being cold in the middle when you bite into it. No one likes to eat a cold spatula.

Sure, it may be uncomfortable and very hot, but at least that guy might be protected if they have a crash.

Nothing can inspire fury in a person quite like stepping out of their house first thing in the morning on their way to work and landing their foot in dog crap.

Well, that is definitely a look! It is not necessarily a good one but it certainly stands out!

I can just imagine the person whose trampoline this is staring at this and thinking, "Sod it, it's not worth it," and leaving it there.

I bet that this cat has never wanted to sleep in this bed before, but now that the kid is in it they want to sleep there.

This is what you get for juggling in your spare time. Seriously, get a proper hobby!

I would not even know how to start going about defrosting that. Maybe order a giant microwave?

Seeing stuff like this releases the inner Captain Holt in me. I feel like I wouldn't be able to sleep until I had tracked down the single most accurate tape measure with which to measure the other tape measures and destroy the inaccurate ones.

Apparently it got stuck when they stuck their finger in the nail polish remover, and they never felt it slip off. What are the odds?!

I cannot fathom the intensity of the sinking feeling you would feel in your stomach if you were behind this.

I love the quietly furious annoyance in the phrase "and knows this very well" at the end of the message!

Well, that is unsettling well. I would be constantly terrified of what ancient evil I had inadvertently unleashed upon my house if I were this guy.

In fairness, keeping Play-Doh colors separate can be pretty damn difficult, but this is just insanity! I can't look at this, dear God make it stop.

I didn't know that people still had their age put on cakes after they turned 18. I don't think I'd like the idea of a cake-bound reminder of my relentless trudge towards death.

Eventually the cat did make its way down on its own. However, I'd wager anything that this cat will get itself into this position in the future, they never learn.

I think that this is a struggle that everyone has experienced in their lives — and if you haven't, then you haven't lived!

I wouldn't overreact quite so much! I mean, donut-flavored noodles can't be that bad surely?

Ah, kids! They really are a...joy? I wonder how much money they had saved up in this strange little piggy bank?