Having lifelong friends is hard work! It's not always easy to put up with some of our friends for decades but it's always worth it when they gift us a new car, isn't it?
Oh, it's not normal to give your best friend lavish gifts?
You mean to tell me my best friend of 20 years isn't planning on gifting me a new truck? That is a major downer! Well, I suppose I'll be preparing myself for another birthday filled with useful gifts like scented candles and bath bombs!
Do you know who can't relate to these "normal" people problems? The Rock's best friend!