Quotes To Enjoy While Setting Out Traps For The Cleaning Fairy

I'll say it: I'm pretty over the whole cleaning thing.

At first I used to be what you might call a "clean freak." I would actually look forward to pulling out my little caddy of cleaning supplies, pulling on some elbow-high gloves, and getting to work. But now that I'm cleaning up after more people than just myself...yeah, I'm over it. Time to tag in the cleaning fairy and put that lady to work.

If you're also the kind of person who finds themselves setting traps for that little fairy (hey, she'll stick around longer that way), I think you're really going to enjoy these quotes.

It never ends.

It's this super fun game that usually starts right after you've cleaned a specific spot of the house and have just sat down to admire it while feeling unbelievably accomplished.

Yeah, that's usually when he shows up to dump his toys out and ruin your whole day.

Tempting, very tempting.

I'm not saying I'd ever actually do it or anything... But if I were to, say, neglect my home for a couple more months and start keeping all my garbage in the living room, then some people might come with cameras and dumpsters to help me out.

Not a terrible idea, to be honest.

This needs to become a thing ASAP.

Nothing gets me off my butt faster than the thought of real people (you know, besides my family) stepping inside my home and seeing how I take care of it.

You tell me I've got a group of six coming over tonight and you'll find me scrubbing the shower tiles, dusting window ledges, and fluffing throw pillows like it's my damn day job.

That's it, that's your life now.

You could literally spend an entire day avoiding the kitchen and you'd still come home to find that it needs some serious TLC.

I don't understand it, you don't understand it, no one understands it. But that's just the way it is.