Personally, I'm not holding out much hope for Jim's Santa-snatching idea, but it seemed like Samantha had all of Christmas already sorted in typical mom-fashion.
Apparently, more and more fathers are beginning to believe in Santa Claus again after being baffled by what their kids open on Christmas morning. But, for Samantha, so long as her husband out of the way and distracted then she isn't too bothered.
If you have a husband who you fear may secretly be at risk of believing in Santa, then feel free to share your stories in the comments and support other mothers who are freakin' sick of doing a lot of the heavy lifting at Christmas!
Love to you all this Christmas,
Aunty Acid.
(Disclaimer: Jim Donaldson and his family are doing wonderfully well since the publication of this story, as they are figments of my imagination...for anyone concerned!)