15+ People Who Got It All Wrong Right From The Start

I felt like someone had sneezed inside of my brain when I tried to read this for the first time.

Boots! They're clearly boots and nothing else whatsoever, and if you think that they are then you ought to be ashamed of yourself!

I also love that it had no stamp and that the person who posted this wanted this impossible-to-deliver letter to get to Hazel & Thomas for free.

This is just baffling. This teacher must really hate this kid to be such an asshat about this!

"Dave, about the elf..."

"Oh, yeah, it was funny wasn't it! Have the kids stopped screaming yet?"

Maybe they were washing this spinach in moths? Sure it might not be the most conventional way of washing something, but you never know.

Surely, there has to be some insane reason as to why they would lay this book out like this? I cannot fathom it, however.

Well, now that they have pointed out, I cannot focus on anything except that fact damn it.

Their first mistake was assuming that airline food would be anything other than crushingly disappointing I guess.

This strikes me as one of those ideas that seems like a great idea in the heat of the moment, but is something that you very quickly come to regret.

But, on the plus side, you can now have the chair for yourself and your cat...sorry, daughter, can have the box!

One person suggested that actually, "That guy is just flying all around the world hoping someone asks him 'Is that you?'"

I dread to think of how annoyed the person who noticed this must have been, especially if they realized after a long day of using these on a job!

This might be this fella's first flight? Or, alternatively, he might have been in a crash before and wants to make sure he is especially prepared this time!

The Hobbit trilogy was disappointing enough for some people, but this is just rubbing salt in the wound.

I mean, she's pretty damn close! It's a much better attempt than I can imagine my cat would make at this.

I suppose that, for a lot of people, business cards serve one very simple purpose, one that this person clearly wants no part of!

"Damn it, Drain, you literally had one job!"

"Look, I'm just going through some stuff now alright, get off my back!"

They'll certainly make you aware of it, just through unconventional means.

When asked for an explanation, the poster explained that murder weapons have to be censored, and that knife is the one that's used to kill someone later in the show.

You just know that when they put the gloves down, they thought, "Oh, they match, neat," then forgot all about that thought when it came time to find them again.

You can either paint it or continue the tradition and put up a China cabinet of your own.

You will never escape the portrait of Shel Silverstein. Even if you get rid of the book, you've already invited him into your home, it's too late. He'll come back.

Listen, there are some things that dogs can provide that people just can't. The sooner you learn this, the better.

They'll like the joke for about two seconds until they realize you actually skipped out on getting them alcohol for Christmas.

Those six-legged lions are dangerous, a huge security threat. That's what this company is here for.

It starts out fine, then the letters start to jumble a bit and you think it's kind of weird, but then you get to that last line and all expectations go out the window.

Look, if you have a cat that is within reach, then you have to stroke it regardless of the current situation!

These aren't ceramic, a pan, nor can they be fried! They couldn't have gotten it more wrong if they tried!

Maybe the customer wanted this guy to be smiling more with...his eyes?