There’s few things I love more than a good sign. That’s why I frequently creep the subreddit r/funnysigns, where people post…well, funny signs. From hand written notes to silly billboards, these are my favorite signs from around the internet.
He’s having enrichment time
Shoutout to this guy’s partner for not only being funny as hell, but know exactly who their partner is and what he’d enjoy doing most while hanging in the car. My only question is…why couldn’t he go shopping, too?
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Beware of Zeb
I bet Zeb would absolutely slay at that carnival game where you throw a ball at a target to dunk a guy. Or any of the games where you prizes for doing that, actually. OMG. Carnival date with Zeb!
You WILL be mocked
Can I just say: if you pee on the beach, I hate you. I really do. Why would you ruin a public space like that, especially when most beaches have bathrooms? I don’t even have a joke to make, I just feel so passionately about this silly issue.
5 stars for advertising, though
I gotta admit, this is funny as hell. Pun intended. I do love the implication that Satan did indeed download the Bible App on his phone and took time out of his day to leave a review. He’s petty like that.
SO true
I am at all times in desperate need of caffeine. If you see me yawning, just pour a Diet Coke directly into my open mouth, okay? You have my consent.
NOT for your butt.
Commenters were pretty confused about what exactly these objects are. Sadly, because I’m on the side of TikTok where people drop ship these from Temu, I can tell you they’re a self-defence keychain. So yeah, do not put that up your butt.
I would hang this in my house
A full five stars? That’s one deluxe bathroom experience. You know they splurged for the really soft, thick toilet paper that you only get in really fancy hotels. And the 3-wick candles from Bath & Body Works. You know the ones.
It’s wine o’clock somewhere
My fellow work-from-home gang, take note: you can literally drink whatever you want as long as you sell it properly. (I don’t drink, so I’d probably be drinking Diet Coke out of my mug.)
Now that’s inclusivity!
I genuinely have no problem with all-gender bathrooms. We’re all going in there to do the same thing, anyway. I love this place’s attitude towards the subject! Let’s just all get our business done and make sure we wash our hands, huh?
I would cry
This is hysterically funny to me. Can you imagine walking down the street and seeing a stray Roomba just bumping along, sucking up dirt and rocks? I’d be sad if I lost my Roomba like this, but god is it funny that it happened to someone else. Sorry to the poster for laughing, though!
OH YEAH
I bet that dog had the time of its life launching itself straight through that screen door. You know that dog is an absolute handful. Look at that face. There’s mischief written all over it.
Fear not
I’d say this would make an amazing horror movie, but I’m pretty sure it already exists and is called In the Tall Grass. It’s not the exact same premise, but it’s close enough. Good luck out there, maze enthusiasts!
New version of “Where’s Waldo” just dropped
You know this was made after countless inquiries to someone who is not in charge of Ed and does not need their time wasted trying to explain they’re not Ed’s keeper. I’m obsessed. I aspire to this level of petty.
This is just cute
I would be so unbelievably thrilled if I walked into a bathroom and saw a shark fin caution sign. This feels like something you’d find at a Universal thing park, you know? Near the Jaws ride. Beware the killer sharks!
Good to know!
As someone related to Italians, I can confirm they are loud af – and that is why I love them. They’re just operating on a decibel level a bit higher than the rest of us, you know? They’re passionate!
I mean, if you wanna
I wouldn’t be opposed to people liking and sharing this particular post. Do I mean the post in the picture, or the article you’re reading? That’s for you to decide, my clever friend.
H/T Reddit
