If I’ve learned anything from Amanda Marshall, it’s that “that ain’t the picture, it’s just a part. Everybody’s got a story that could break your heart.”
But that’s not exactly what I’m talking about. What I’m saying is that every picture has a story to tell — especially the ones I’ve compiled below.
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I’ve heard a lot of outrageous excuses in my time, but this one is definitely a new one.
Now I’m going to be worried about hugging random clowns on the way home, lest I be accused of some kind of shenanigans. Is nothing sacred anymore?
Honestly, we’ve all been there.
Come to think of it, I haven’t listened to that song in a long time. I think that’s gonna have to be up next on the ol’ Spotify playlist. Right now, I’m listening to “The Dragonborn Theme” from Skyrim. There’s no joke in this caption, I just wanted to share a little about myself.
I guess this person’s in for a real Fortnite, amirite?
I don’t know how I’d feel if this is what I walked into. I would definitely be expecting a massive blanket and pillow fort, but this also took time and care, so I’m conflicted.
We’ve seen and heard all sorts of weird tributes people make to* The Shining*, but this may be the strangest Shining-adjacent thing I’ve ever seen.
Oh, except for that conspiracy theory documentary, Room 237.
That was a gongshow.
I can think of a few vegan friends who would appreciate this company’s testing policy.
That being said, the logo keeps making me think that they’re trying to spell “up,” and it’s driving me kind of bonkers that I know it’s not right.
Good lord, how hot was it?
I wouldn’t have even entertained the idea that this was possible. And that’s got to be a huge disappointment. That’s at least a few hundred dollars down the drain, plus whatever it costs to get kayak seepage scraped off your truck.
I’d like to have been there in the meeting where someone decided this was how they were going to run their business.
My eye can’t stop twitching every time I glance back at this picture. I’m gonna need some garlic bread to help me calm down.
Honestly, I wouldn’t even be mad.
Then again, considering that I don’t own a truck or enjoy hunting, I don’t think she’d be interested in a second date. It’s fine, though…
I said it’s FINE.
Apparently, this is what morning dew can look like on a parking lot receipt.
I don’t know why I’m so blown away by this, but I do feel like it’s trying to tell me something in some kind of alien code.
Here are two siblings with identical freckles in the same place on the same wrist.
I don’t know what this means, but it probably means something, right? If not, don’t tell me. I need this.
Finally, a gift for the person who has everything.
I think you can imagine my reluctance to google this product while at work, but it worked out alright. As it turns out, it’s olive oil.
Anyone losing hope in the upcoming generation, please take note.
I guess you could still end up discouraged if you focus on the ruined cell phone part, and not on the romantic gesture.
I’ve seen some pretty impressive food fails in my day, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone try to make a rainbow cake but instead ended up with what appears to be a veggie burger that’s using pizza instead of a bun.
They all float down here, Peppa.
Considering what happened to those kids down there, this toy is about to have a pretty bad time. Although, if this means that we get a sequel where we get to see Peppa, Georgie, et al. all grown up, I’m not uncurious to find out what that looks like.
It makes me genuinely depressed to know that something this cute can look so deflated.
Although, I get it. This is what I look like before and after faking my way through having actual self-confidence.
Sometimes you’ve gotta shoot your shot. Sometimes that shot just doesn’t go in.
It’s hard to know which celebrities are jerks IRL, but at least Niall seems to have a sense of humor.
And who said kids these days aren’t romantic?
What in the world is this card supposed to be saying? What’s on the inside? Also, shouldn’t an acknowledgment of boob sweat be more of a condolences card, not a romantic one?
I’ve heard of a “boatload” being used as a unit of measurement, but I always assumed it was the boat being filled.
Now we know differently. And we know that this dumpster can’t quite handle a boatload.
Okay, maybe I’m missing something, but I still don’t get how this happened.
Are socks somehow involved in the application of fake tan? And should any fake tan ever make someone’s skin look like that? Then again, this isn’t even the worst tan fail we’ve ever seen.
When you’re given a specific job and you decide that anything above and beyond it is clearly somebody else’s problem.
You have to imagine there was a better way of handling this situation, and yet here we are.
I’m sure that’ll show him.
I don’t know if this is a boating rule, but shouldn’t there be a question mark at the end of this boat’s name? I guess we found out who the real loser is, didn’t we, boatsman?
I’m not exactly sure why you’d want to feel like you’re about to be melted alive while you get your car washed, but apparently, it’s now an option.
It’s even scarier in video .
