Most of us have a baseline for how our days go, and sometimes, that baseline can kind of shock people. Granted, most of us probably don’t spend our days digging sewage ditches in a war zone, but we all know someone who we’re fairly sure has it easier on us.
At least, that’s the impression we get when we tell them how our days go and they look horrified. And of course, that’s when we flash our evil smiles and tell them about a really bad day.
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So no matter how much these people hate what’s going on right now, at least they can have that fun later.
1. Toilet paper may not give us any feels, but this young’un considers it a painful reminder that she’s starting potty training.
Which, no, doesn’t compare to having bills or studying for finals, but we know how it feels to start something we don’t want to.
2. Yeah, if you close your eyes while you bite into it, you can almost pretend that it tastes like its shape.
So suddenly, the chicken-shaped rice sculpture didn’t fall apart. It’s just very tender meat that falls off the bone. And the bone is apparently brittle.
3. I’ve always wondered how the bathroom vandals do this more than I’ve questioned why.
After all, public school taught me that some kids have an irrational hatred for those who use public bathrooms. Still, did somebody bring a screwdriver here just to spread their chaos?
4. This person just learned that whoever delivers their Amazon packages loves putting them right in front of the garage door.
Everybody else may use the clearly marked box they’ve set aside for this exact purpose, but somebody obviously believes in using a more personal touch.
They’re not off to a good start .
5. If this guy seems weirdly timid about getting off the train, that’s because it stopped in front of wet cement.
He absolutely did not put all that effort into coordinating his outfit just to have some cement mess his shoes up. Not without some real-life Frogger .
6. Based on how my bed sheets look, I’m pretty sure I end up working myself into this position every night.
And no, it’s not because I spend every night drinking enough to pretzel myself into this position. That would at least make more than zero effing sense .
7. It’s sad to see such a clear and clever sign go unheeded, but I guess that’s just life sometimes.
Trust me, somebody with a sign like this isn’t gonna keep anybody waiting. They’ll bolt to the door like I do when the pizza delivery driver shows up.
I guess it’s possible that this driver has dealt with the world’s quietest cops, but I doubt it.
8. OK, I can maybe see a bird being strong enough to do this kind of damage, but a bug?
It’s a good thing the window killed it, because this thing would probably just laugh if you sprayed it with Raid.
And who wants to hear a bug laugh?
9. I don’t know if this is actually the reason this guy pulled the strings on his hood, but I feel for him nonetheless.
Let’s put it this way. How many times have we done this because we felt good about how the day was going? Exactly.
10. Aw man, imagine creating an entire world of beer only to have to lock its gates because of our sins.
I mean, I assume that’s why they lost their license. Somebody had a good fake ID, their parents found out, and everything just fell apart.
11. Let me guess, this is the only way this person can get to where they’re trying to go.
It’s a rough situation when sliding down the railing actually looks safer than walking down them normally. And going up seems impossible with a team of dogs.
12. Well, I guess it’s a good thing that whoever experienced this probably didn’t see this pun. They’ve already suffered enough.
Actually, the wordplay isn’t that bad here, but you deserve your own Netflix comedy special if you can break through the thousand yard stare in this driver’s eyes.
13. There’s no good way for Batman to get his secret identity exposed, but this has to be the worst.
I just hope that somebody besides the Joker took this picture because this would be embarrassing enough without the roasting session.
14. Wow, I don’t even want to imagine how much trouble this car must’ve given somebody.
I’ve heard of having a big enough adrenaline rush to lift a car, but I’m distressed to learn that the pure rage needed to chuck it in a dumpster also exists.
15. I wouldn’t flip this person off. If anything, I wish there was a hand signal version of giving them a hug.
They have so many notes on their back window, but I believe them all. If I have time to read them, it’s a bad sign.
