As far as I'm concerned, one of the requirements to get married to someone is that at least one of you needs to be able to get incredibly, and totally irrationally angry at a moment's notice.
You can say "that's not a healthy marriage" all you want, but I think it's the reality of a long-term marriage. Life won't always be a fairy-tale, and sometimes someone's going to blow up at the other person. But it's kind of like slitting the crust of an apple pie before it bakes — it lets all the steam out so the pie just doesn't...well, explode.
So in honor of those steam-venting moments, here are some hilarious marriage quotes that will probably sound super familiar. Enjoy!