Quotes About Marriage To Frame And Hang Beside Your Wedding Photo

You know that dusty old frame from the 90s that's proudly displaying a picture of you and your husband on your wedding day that you've hung on the wall in the hallway, most likely closest to the door to the bathroom? Yeah, don't you think it's about time we gave that stunning portrait a friend?

You could throw a picture of your kids up there, I guess. Or if you really want to feel old, you could put a current photo of you and your husband. But I have a much better idea. Find a quote that really speaks to your marriage, print it, frame it, and hang up there because those will be two pictures that perfectly represent the oblivious optimism of the first day of marriage, and then the actual reality of it however many years later.

If you don't have the perfect quote in mind, don't worry — I've come prepared with some that I think speak to just about any and every marriage. Enjoy!

Don't lie, you know it's true.

Especially if he struggles with them around bedtime. Hooo boy, I could grab a wine glass, fill it right up to the tippity-top, and watch that show for hours.

And at the rate he's going, it'll probably last that long.

Thoughts and prayers for my seeing-impaired lug.

It's amazing, isn't it? He can "secretly" check out the college girls at the beach wearing Forever 21's latest and teeniest bikinis, but the second he needs to find his keys, suddenly he's lost his vision.

Interesting, very interesting.

Funny how that happens.

It's OK though, no matter how many times his silly little phone makes the same silly little autocorrect mistakes, I don't get upset. After all, I know exactly what he meant to type.

And by the way, you're most certainly not forgiven.