Michael B. Jordan Being Named 'Sexiest Man Alive' Is The Only Thing That Makes Sense This Year

The most wonderful time of the year is here! No, not Christmas! No, not Cinco de Mayo! It's time for People to announce the Sexiest Man of the Year!

People have been waiting with bated breath to see which celebrity will take the sexy crown this year, and sure enough, the announcement DID NOT disappoint!

There's no denying 2020 has been one of the worst years in a very, *very* long time.

Nothing like a global pandemic to really ruin all your plans!

But at least, we had one thing to look forward to... ONE saving grace...


The lore of *People's* Sexiest Man Alive is truly something that bonds the people of the WORLD! It's time we can all come together to CELEBRATE!

Like when we all laugh at the time Blake Shelton got voted Sexiest Man Alive back in 2017.

Ah, the good ol' days!

Now, it's been announced that actor and HUNK FACE Michael B. Jordan has been named SEXIEST MAN ALIVE 2020!

I will absolutely stand by the statement that this is the ONLY good thing to come out of 2020!

In response to the title, Michael posted the cover on his Instagram with the caption: "My grandma lookin down talkin bout 'that’s my baby!' Thanks @People for naming me 2020’s #SexiestManAlive! Order a copy !"

A man who looks this good and has endless love for his late grandma?


This man is a gift from God, and I've known that since the first movie I saw him in, *Creed*, back in 2015.

He is literally the perfect specimen and I'm so happy for all of us that he saved 2020!

Truly — what a selfless act!

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