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Quotes For People Who Know Their Place In Life — On The Couch

Updated August 30, 2021

I used to excuse my laziness for not being able to do anything because, you know, pandemic. But then people started actually being able to leave their houses again, and guess where I went? Nowhere. Back in March, I planted my butt on my couch, and haven't moved since.

Oh sure, I wander over to the fridge once in awhile, and you might catch me taking a necessary shower every few days or so. But for the most part, I've become just another piece of furniture in my living room.

If you're also the kind of person who's found their perfect place in life (AKA on the couch), then I think you're really going to enjoy these quotes.

Shake things up a bit.

The Funny Beaver

Who knows? Maybe I'll get a little wild tomorrow and switch couches altogether. Actually, let's not get too crazy here. This couch is working just fine. I'll just flip the cushions around.

The struggle is real.

In the end, I think we all know which one we're going to choose. You can order those buns of cinnamon on your phone, but it's going to take a lot longer to get the steel variety.

And who has time for that?

My anthem.

Catch me in the living room, the kitchen, the bathroom... basically everywhere except outside, if I can avoid it.

And trust me, I definitely avoid it.

Shut that nonsense down right away.

You don't need that kind of energy in your life. Just close the curtains and sit your booty back on the couch so you can keep watching Netflix and eating semi-stale snacks in peace.