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Quotes For People Who Just Forgot Why They Walked In A Room

Updated September 8, 2021

How many times do I have to reheat the same mug of coffee in the morning, simply because I forgot I had reheated it in the first place and it spent two hours sitting inside my microwave getting cold again?

Trick question. The limit does not exist.

I'm at an age now where my memory has all but totally given up on helping me out. It pretty much just sits back and watches with sick satisfaction as I stumble around through life, trying to remember why I walked into a room.

If this also sounds like your memory, I think you're really going to enjoy these quotes!

If spotted, please contact me ASAP.

I don't really need it back right away, so no rush or anything. I seem to be doing alright without either half of my brain.

I'm mostly just chilling, drinking coffee, staring at the TV — you know, the usual.

Well if this isn't me.

When my phone is missing, I also like to use my phone to call my phone to try and track down my phone. And it actually takes me a good five minutes before I realize what I'm doing. And a face-palm definitely follows.

Hint: they're on top of my head.

At least, top-of-the-head is the best case scenario here. Worst case? I search the house for an hour before flopping down on the couch in defeat, at which point I hear a soul-crushing crack.