Look, I'm a little sick of those couples in movies and on TV shows who pretend that being married is the greatest joy you'll ever experience.
Can we be a bit more realistic? Like, can we start showing those ugly, totally unromantic moments that happen too? I don't want to see a couple living in some perpetual honeymoon phase — I want to see them yelling at each other because one didn't dry off their feet before getting out of the shower, and the other got the ketchup lid all ketchup-y.
In the spirit of being transparent about all the highs and lows of married life, here are some quotes that prove it's definitely not all sunshine and rainbows.