Just the thought of the texture and taste of this abomination alone is making me feel sick. How could someone conceive of this, let alone eat it?

There will probably be some inevitable people out there defending Spam, and to those people, I can only say, "Take a good hard look at yourself in the mirror!"

My partner used to eat burgers like this actually... We had to have a serious conversation about it, and now we are stronger for having had that conversation.

Wow, this teacher is one hell of an asshat! Why do people this petty and arsey even become teachers in the first place?

Wow, this takes pettiness to new heady heights! I'll keep this idea in mind for next time my partner and I are in an argument.

I am simultaneously horrified by this and really want one. I lack the skills required to make one however.

How did the people who designed this spoon think that this was an appropriate way to weight the handle of a serving spoon? What's wrong with people?!

If I had a chicken for every time that this happened to me! Well, I'd probably have one chicken...but that's still one chicken too many in this instance!

Even if you got a chair second hand then finding an ass print this clearly would be a little unsettling, but it's somehow worse when it's supposed to be from new... And I don't know why?

How could you let your laptop get to this state without cleaning it? Seriously? Would touching this not make you want to tear your fingers off afterwards?

Wow, what a nostalgia trip. I hated seeing jeans like this soggy on the bottom, it makes me feel more nauseous than when bread gets wet,

I can just imagine one nefarious worker at this laptop's factory putting this into the design plans in the dead of night as thunder and lightning flashes and cracks in the background all while they cackle hideously to themselves.

This is a dog that really does what it says on the tin! He will bite everything on this planet until there is nothing left.

I mean, on the positive side it'll contain way fewer carbs than normal bread! Although, you'll probably find your toast is less filling.

Nope, couldn't be doing with that in my house, not a chance. Imagine seeing someone eat a lump of butter out the packet, I'd be sick.

Nothing beats getting your diploma after years of work, only for it to be folded in half and rammed through a letterbox by someone who hates the world!

Someone in the Choc-O-Gator's marketing department will be getting fired after they realize the mistake that they have made here!

As if Lego needed to be any more dangerous when found underfoot? Certain lines should not be crossed, and this line should never have been crossed!

I wonder how many twisted ankles and knees this bad boy has been responsible for? I bet the security footage for this doorway is terrifyingly painful to watch.

Someone quite accurately pointed out that sometimes "modern problems require ancient solutions!"