Marriage Quotes That Are The Very Definition Of 'For Better Or Worse'

Remember when you vowed to always stick by your spouse's side, no matter what, "for better or worse"? Yeah, how's that going?

Look, I'm not saying we're all out here regretting our marriages or anything. But I think there's definitely something to be said about those promises we made at the altar.

"For better or worse" really takes on a new meaning when you've been dealing with a husband who seemingly can't figure out how to put a plate in the dishwasher, or who likes to mansplain all of life's little wonders to you on a daily basis.

If you also find yourself wondering about the fine print on this particular part of your vows, then I think you're really going to enjoy these quotes.

"What do you feel like?"

I've reached a point where I don't even ask anymore. If neither of us offer up any ideas for dinner, I'm just going to go ahead and make whatever I want/feel like making.

If he wants some, he can have some. If he doesn't... Well, he knows where the kitchen is.

Sure you can, honey.

We were watching one of these very shows the other day when he said he would love to buy a "fixer-upper" so he could have a "project".

Which is curious, since he knows absolutely nothing about electricity, carpentry, or plumbing. Not sure where he thinks these skills come from, but don't let me be the rain on that parade.

This is NOT a drill!

Something has to be wrong. Usually by now he's asked several questions about each item on the list, and then just a few more questions about items not on the list but ones which he firmly believes he needs to buy, and which he promises you he'll definitely eat this time.

Call the police ASAP.

"You should have taken my shortcut."

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He'll also demand you swing by the store on the way because he forgot to buy a lottery ticket and he needs chips and dip to watch with the game later tonight.

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