Let me start by saying I'm not a bad driver. You don't have to worry about me running you off the road, or slamming into your car, or mistaking a local park for a "detour."
Now, with that being said, I can admit I'm also not the best driver. I've hit a few curbs in my day, and yeah, sometimes I circle parking lots for fifteen minutes to find a spot I'm actually confident I can pull into. But that's OK, not everyone can be pros behind the wheel.
If you're also just doing the best you can while driving a car, I think you're really going to enjoy these quotes.