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Adulting Quotes For Anyone Who Gets A Thrill From Clipping Coupons

For a long time, I was incredibly reluctant to admit that I'd reached the "boring adult" stage of my life. But there's really no denying it anymore, especially since I just spent 10 minutes checking to see which grocery store has my cereal on sale this week.

Hey, if being a responsible, penny-pinching consumer who goes to bed at 9 PM every night and who's started taking multivitamins makes me a boring adult, then I guess that's just who I am now.

And if you're also part of this super fun club, then I think you'll really enjoy these adulting quotes I've found!

This is it, this is my life now.

Don't even try to talk to me on Sunday. That day of the week is reserved for being unreasonably moody because it means my weekend is coming to an end, so what's the point of even trying to enjoy myself now?

Sleeping, probably.

The only thing I think this list is missing is that you also start walking into rooms and immediately forgetting why you walked into those rooms.

See ya later, short-term memory.

And some of that hair is *gray*.

If it's not gray then it's probably some disgustingly long, black hair that randomly sprouted out from your chin it's been lurking under your skin, waiting for the right moment to pounce.

I literally do this every time I go to the store.

I don't care if I look like a broke b**** while sorting through all the packs of chicken — I am determined to find the cheapest one, and I will stand here searching for as long as that takes.

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