Quotes For All The Parents Who Need A Little Pick-Me-Up Today

Honestly, when has any child ever flipped their grilled cheese over to check the other side? The answer is never, so this one is definitely a safe bet.

You know, assuming they don't put the slice back on the plate upside-down or anything. Then you might be in trouble.

Hey, if you only found one sticker on your butt, then I'd call that a pretty good day.

Now if you found an entire fleet of dinosaur stickers down there, that'd be a different story.

Some parents will skip showering and putting on make up just so they can have more time to pick out their child's outfit because priorities.

Me. I am "some".

Remember when you literally ate everything I ate too? And yet you still don't want to share just one M&M with me?

Okay, I see how it is.

And I'm going to remember this moment when you ask me for your first sip of wine.