Does anyone have Father Time's phone number? Not trying to be problematic here or anything, but I'd really love to talk to that guy and ask him one simple question, "What the hell, dude?"
I mean, maybe it's just me but I really feel like he's going out of his way to make time move faster. Now I'm old and tired and achy and I'm always forgetting why I walked into a room.
If I could just shoot him a text and ask him to slow things down a bit, that would be great. Better yet, let's just go ahead and turn back the clock a bit because mamma wants to feel young again.
If you're also feeling ancient, I think you're going to really relate to this quotes about getting older.