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Quotes For People Who Have A Bone To Pick With Father Time

Does anyone have Father Time's phone number? Not trying to be problematic here or anything, but I'd really love to talk to that guy and ask him one simple question, "What the hell, dude?"

I mean, maybe it's just me but I really feel like he's going out of his way to make time move faster. Now I'm old and tired and achy and I'm always forgetting why I walked into a room.

If I could just shoot him a text and ask him to slow things down a bit, that would be great. Better yet, let's just go ahead and turn back the clock a bit because mamma wants to feel young again.

If you're also feeling ancient, I think you're going to really relate to this quotes about getting older.

Check, check, and check.

All that list is missing is the fact that you also don't enjoy today's music (if you can even call it that), you exclusively use Facebook, and you just naturally wake up before the sun every day, no matter what.

Yep, that's me. Right there in the middle.

I'm at that really weird age where new iPhones are now kind of confusing to me, but I'm still tech-savvy enough to have to help my parents use their DVR.

When bedtime can cause serious injury.

I don't know when it happened, but if I make the mistake of sleeping with my head turned the wrong way, or with too many pillows under my neck, I wake up needing to take a trip to the chiropractor.

Remember when you used to pass out in bathtubs after parties and wake up feeling perfectly fine? Oh, yeah, me neither...

Dust and all.

This is basically exactly how I feel now when someone wakes me up from a nap, too. Or when I miss my morning coffee...

You know what? I just always feel this way.

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