Quotes For People Who Know Vodka Is Always The Answer

Everyone has a favorite drink when it comes to alcohol. For some, it's wine. For other's, it's beer. But, when you're going for a night out with your friends, vodka is many people's go-to. Mixed with juice, sode, or whatever you desire, vodka is the answer when it comes to having a night full of fun.

The best thing about mixed drinks is... everything.

Drinks that taste like just the mixer are the best because before you know it, you're sloshed. You don't even taste the alcohol! It goes down so smoothly.

BRB don't bother me until then.

When they find free-flowing vodka on Mars, we'll all be ready to exit the dying planet Earth and live in a magical land where the drinks are always cold and free!

Since forever.

If you want to forget an entire night, drink enough vodka where you don't have to remember it at all! Cheers to making bad decisions and not remembering!


We've all been there. Vodka tastes like the last time I made terrible decisions, so I hate it. But, at the same time, bottoms up, am I right?

It's a healthy meal.

If you need to convince yourself to grab yourself some vodka tonight, remember vegetables. Vegetables are good for you! Therefore, vodka is good for you.

Instant confidence.

Need to talk to a cute stranger? Need to bust a move on the dance floor? Need to muster up some confidence? Take a shot. Or three.

Vodka and soda has ruined soda with me.

If you're able to still drink soda without tasting vodka, you've probably haven't had that much vodka in your life. Just saying.

It's an endless, endless love.

People may think they've found their soulmate in another person, but some of us have found out soulmate in another bottle of vodka.

Don't forget!

When life is hard, make lemonade out of the sour lemons you got. But, make sure that you don't forget the vodka. The vodka is the most important part. As per usual.