Quotes For People Who Know Food Is Their One True Love

We all know those people who love to eat — no matter where they are or who they're with. Maybe, we're even that person. When it comes to junk food and vegging out on the couch, some of us act like such professionals, it's like we should get paid. If you're someone who reaches for a second helping of pizza, even on a first date, or you love yourself some gummy bears — you're going to read through this list saying, "Same, sis, same."

Thank goodness for delivery so I can never see anyone ever again.

With the exception of my delivery driver, I don't want to see anyone. I just want to order take out and sit on my couch, not moving, for days on end.

A mixture of emotions.

On one hand, I am happy I can eat endless cookies in one sitting. On the other hand, I am sad because I don't have any cookies left to eat.

Why, oh why?

In all honesty, if I order a pizza, I want to eat it immediately. The whole "wait for the cheese and everything to cool down" mentality is not something I'm good at.

Don't mind me, I'm here for the snacks.

Whenever I am invited to the movies, I never say no because I know it means I'm getting a large popcorn with extra butter. Butter me up, baby. I'm ready.

It's a strength AND a weakness.

Look, if you're not impressed with me eating an entire pizza in one sitting, then you're not the person to come around me. I'll do it, and I'll do it well.

The fun don't stop!

Nothing is going to stand in between me and my ice cream, I can tell you that much. If I get cold, I'll throw on a jacket and continue to finish off this pint.

A living legend.

I'm the type of person that when the waiter says, "Say 'when'," for the grated cheese, I sit there in utter silence. Cheese, cheese, and more cheese, please!

Bring me the tacos, now.

Everyone has their one happy place, but mine happens to be at the taco stand I go to three times a week because I'm a garbage person.


If I was going to be any animal, I'll be this snake. This is the one diet that I am willing to go down in flames for. Bring it on.