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Add A 'Predator' Fire Pit To Your Backyard And Your Guests Will Definitely Stick Around

There's something out there waiting for us, and it's a totally badass Predator fire pit. It's OK, you can go ahead and relax, because this fire pit brings the heat.

If the CIA's got you pushing too many pencils, you could use them to stoke the flames in this impressive creation that is definitely out of this world.

It ain't got time to bleed.

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Inspired by the monster from the Sci-Fi movie classic, this Predator wood burner will kill you with its awesome power and totally amazing design.

Its awesome presence will ensure you stick around.

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These Predators aren't just highly detailed pieces of art. They bring some serious heat, and are finished in ultra high-temperature clear lacquer and feature several rear exhausts to ensure the perfect burn.

This makes regular fire pits look like Kansas.

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Handcrafted in the UK, its approximate dimensions are 23 inches by 25 inches, and worldwide shipping is available.

There's no question that this demon makes trophies of man (and woman).

Come on. Come on! Order it!

The Predator commands you to order one now if you want to get it by December. It'll be the perfect addition to your backyard for socially distanced winter get togethers.

Be forewarned, at just over $1000, its price is not for the faint of heart.