When you get married, you say your vows and "I do's" for a lifetime of love and happiness. What you don't realize when you kiss your significant other at the altar is that you're signing up for a lifetime of cursing, yelling, arguing, and complaining. Sometimes, marriage is a beautiful and magical thing, other times it's looking for your husband in the same store for 45 minutes.
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Tweets About Marriage That Will Never Stop Being True
Well, was he?
We all have those "cheating dreams" and wake up pretty angry over them. Just know that adding fuel to the fire is not the best idea for anyone.
We've all been there.
There's no better time to start an argument than 10:30 at night so you and your wife can be absolutely exhausted the next day at work. I hope they got some sleep eventually!
This is why we always cook instead.
While the thought is there, I'd rather not have to clean the entire kitchen from top to bottom after he is done cooking. I'd rather just cook and clean in one go myself.
Just go with it, always.
Sometimes we don't always understand what our significant other is saying, but pretending we do is what keeps our love alive and well. Just go with it!
Everyone knows that's the time we scroll!
We love watching our shows with our loved ones, but we do like that commercial break in-between the exciting parts so we can stop and take a break with our phones.
It's always a double-edged sword.
When they do something nice, we're not sure if it's because they did something wrong before, or if they're trying to get something out of us. It's a hard decision to make.
That's better than saying, "I cheated on you with our show."
If we're watching a show together, the last thing you should do is watch an episode without me. Now you know how everything goes and I don't!
This is why we shop alone.
The last thing I want to do is look for the pasta I want to buy and look for you at the same time. Just stay in one place or don't come for the trip!
Carry on, no problem.
We love our significant other, but we don't want them to die when we need something from the top shelf. Thanks to step-stools, they can go peacefully... I guess.
It's romance!
We may not be able to hear each other complaining that the A/C needs to be turned up, but we still love each other nonetheless. So sweet.
We're just trying to get warm!
Nothing says, "I love you" quite like your husband suffering through the pain of our freezing cold feet in the middle of the night. We just want to get warm.
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