14+ People Who Aren’t The Brightest Of The Bunch

We all know someone who can be a little dim at times. Hey, it’s not really their fault, and besides, they bring a special light to our lives in the form of laughter and fun.

Lucky for us, the internet exists, where people are posting their duller moments or those of their friends all the time for us to chuckle at. To bring some of that content to you, here’s a curated list of some people who aren’t the brightest of the bunch.

“As a 30yo I thought I finally figured it out until my dinner unintentionally turned out to just be a big people Lunchables.”

There was nothing wrong with Lunchables then and there’s nothing wrong with them now. Don’t let anyone tell you different.

“It took 37h,19min,41sec. Separated the coffee, cream and sugar.”

He looks like he went through hell and back to complete his mission. I commend him.

“How do they smell?”

Well, if you insist.

“Be sure to always check the size when ordering treats!”

Even the dog seems to be shying away. The second a dog doesn’t want a bone, you know you messed up.

“Kachow.”

I…how did it that tire even end up that way? I feel just as unsettled looking at this as I do seeing a bone bent the wrong way, it hits the same.

“Today I found proof that my sister is the evil twin.”

This looks like a scene in a movie where the villain has a flashback to their origin story. “It all started when I was one year old, and my sister was nothing but a menace…”

“Online school is fun.”

If my math is right, I think the closest is [Math Processing Error].

“Strange birds gather in the tree.”

Birds or squirrels? I can’t really tell.

“Nothing is impossible.”

His toes will be aching later. Then again kids bounce back like rubber, so maybe not.

“I’ve been growing my hair out for almost 2 years to make this Facebook post today. No one suspects a thing!”

I know the bible says something about idolatry, but what about turning yourself into the idol?

“Clear instructions.”

If you were looking to really mess up a garment, this company is happy to show you how.

“I set a trap. She fell for it.”

Haha, this cat can’t even read, hahaha.

“Drastic times call for drastic measures.”

Not just any toddler for sale, but an infant one at that. They even hired a property management company to help.

“Its actually flour storage.”

Sure, I’m sure that’s the truth- oh it is? Well, that’s way less interesting.

“Stay in school.”

Yeah…maybe you shouldn’t be graduating this year after all.

“The best baby picture of me ever.”

What was just outside of that pool that was so interesting that she felt the need to fully fling herself out of it?

“Can we all just take a moment to appreciate where my boyfriend places his cookie while playing video games.”

That is one table bump away from a cookie drowning disaster.

“How’s my day going?”

We’ve all had days that feel just like this. You look at the clock thinking it must be well past three and it hasn’t even hit noon yet.

“Some uninvited guests come to enjoy the ceremony.”

They wanted to say congrats to the lucky couple! They even brought a gift from the registry.

“Found on a toilet in work, I wish i could say it was a joke, but whoever used this toilet, sir, I hope you’re okay.”

Reading this made my stomach feel upset, I can only imagine how they felt.

“Volunteer subtitles are the best.”

Surely what she was saying couldn’t have been that important, I guess.

“Rice up.”

If this is what’s happening when you cook rice, please just buy a rice cooker already.

“Roommate said he’d fix my phone while I was at work. Thanks mate!”

I love my friends, but this is exactly why I don’t trust them with anything.

“Mom knows best.”

I feel like this is a fact we should all be accepting at this point.

“What does this light mean?”

Even if this did get fixed, I think I’d be too scared to ever go near my car again.

When the only way is through.

I’ll be getting my fried chicken one way or another, I will not be denied!

“I can’t help but wonder what my fellow runners are wearing these days!”

This is like, a big, professionally made sign. Someone better be running fully naked for you to be this mad.

“Pulled from the shelf due to a minor typo.”

Okay, this one took me a few look overs to see, but when I did it got a good laugh out of me too.

“Went to the office holiday party. Didn’t know corporate was going to be there.”

I happen to think this is a perfect first impression suit, especially in the professional business world. You’ll stand out, that’s for sure!

“I didn’t realize my wife left the kids’ presents in the car until I checked the rear view mirror.”

They aren’t even buckled in! So much for safety.

“Our cat had all four roommates feeding him each day because he acted like he was starving and we didn’t know that the other roommate already fed him. This was our solution, hopefully he will slim down a bit.”

All this effort and he still managed to trick you on Wednesday. He’s already starting to learn your plan.

“I didn’t realize my great aunt was that old.”

I bet this came as a bigger surprise to her parents. “Strange, I don’t remember having a baby in 1014.”

“Was asked by our 10 y/o why the car had an undo button.”

For those little road mistakes, like running a red light or hopping a median.

“My mom didn’t know how to take a screenshot so she improvised with the scanner.”

Now we need someone to print this photo out, then scan it to pass it along. This could be a whole inception-like chain if we try.

“It’s 2020 not 2018!”

Can’t conceptualize things being done before your arrival? Don’ worry, neither can this person.

“My Lithuanian grandparents didn’t realize what they were buying for me for Christmas. Love them so much.”

Or they knew exactly what they were getting you, which only makes this story better.

“A girl I know went to the zoo and accidentally dropped her phone. She didn’t want it back.”

That looks like a pretty beefy case on it, I’m sure it’s only got a few scratches.

“I didn’t see it wasn’t a trash can until after I threw my drink in there.”

Well now they’re one cup richer than they were before, thank you for your contribution.

“A quick note to Chewy.”

“With every purchase of dog food, we’ll also send an actual dog!”

A literal car pile-up.

I feel like they had to have been teleported there. How else did they manage this? Reversing all the way over that grass onto these cars without stopping? Some people.

“It’s wood if you can’t tell.”

Great message, terrible execution.

“I’m a lifeguard. My boss gave me a key to open this drawer, then started laughing hysterically when I tried unlocking it.”

Some people really do get a kick out of just psyching people out. Hand someone a key, and they’ll open a lock, not matter how dumb.

“I trusted you all.”

Play stupid games, lose your gift card money. That’s how that saying goes, right?

“The cops didn’t know whether to be mad or just impressed.”

This certainly was an ambitious theft, but I don’t think transportation was fully thought out.

If you can’t beat ’em…

Marry into the royal family and try to take them out from within.