There are some really bright sparks out there in the world who create things that change the landscape of humanity as we know it!
And, while the inventions on this list did change humanity forever, they did so in a more humorous way! So, please enjoy these 14+ hilarious inventions that forever changed the game.
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“The ropeless jump rope!”
I always thought that the worst part of a jump rope was the rope! I’m glad that someone has fixed this!
“I was tired of always losing my AirPods, so I invented the TetherPods to always keep them attached to a case.”
Finally, someone has found a way to attach wires to my wireless headphones! My prayers have been answered!
“Turn a champagne bottle into a water gun.”
I would absolutely love one of these, although I would hate to be wasting any champagne. You’d need to make sure that you were accurate as hell with it to avoid wasting any!
“Inventing the parrot.”
And thank God that he did go through with this ridiculous idea! Where would we be without videos of parrots swearing?
“If you are the person who invented this type of sticker nobody likes you.”
Yep, cannot argue with this! I cannot count how many times I’ve struggled to peel these off of kitchen pans!
“I am buoyancy!”
I bet that if you flipped over, it would be a terrifying experience trying to right yourself!
“A tube to prevent phone distractions during conversation.”
Well, if this isn’t aimed at either insane people or people who are taking some seriously trippy drugs, then I don’t know who it is for!
“Necessity Is The Mother Of Invention.”
A lot of people pointed out that Seinfeld did something along these lines? However, as someone who has only seen one episode of that show, I wouldn’t know.
Viagra Innovations!
I wonder if they sell a lot of this! I can’t imagine it being the flavor that people would want to have while relaxing on the beach.
“My cat is obsessed with the printer so I send her messages during the day.”
Who knew that the printer would be able to bring cats and their owners so much closer together!
“Built myself a lego leg while I wait for my real one to be built.”
Is there anything that can’t be made better with Lego? I mean, I know it hurts like hell if you step on it but it’s still great stuff!
“My gf created a faux-lap so our puppy has a place to sit at all times. He refuses to leave it.”
I tried to do this for my cat but she hated it and tore it to shreds in seconds. So, you know, to each their own!
“Shovel usb stick.”
I always find myself wishing that my small USB sticks were more competent at moving vast quantities of earth! This will no longer be a problem!
“I believe I have created the perfect mask.”
I still haven’t gotten over the fact that Macaulay Culkin is 40 now. Good God, I don’t think I’ll ever feel young again.
“My GF’s 9yo daughter: ‘I invented this so I don’t have to stop playing videogames to drink my water.’ I’ve dubbed it the ‘Pwning Pouch.'”
I love this idea. I also love that she is drinking water — how very healthy! I would have had that thing filled with Red Bull or Coke!
“A Rubik’s cube that can never be wrong.”
I always hated Rubik’s Cubes. There was always one kid who was really good at them in school but who has the time to learn such a useless skill?
“When no drinks are allowed at the pool!”
Someone pointed out that there is a much easier solution, which is to find a pool that allows drinks!
“Stick on gems for your arse cheeks.”
I cannot imagine how uncomfortable it must be to try and sit down with these weird things all over your ass!
“Best Obituary Ever.”
Okay, this isn’t an invention, but it absolutely changes the obituary game. You only have once chance at an obituary so you might as well write a good one!
“I’m free at last.”
I can really get behind self-aware fortunes. “Why would I know anything? I’m a piece of paper,” or, “Don’t listen to a cookie! Listen to your therapist.”
“‘The screamer’ bumper protector.”
As someone who’s notoriously bad at parallel parking, the sound this would make is still more comforting than the meeting of metal!
“New chicken coop.”
I’m hoping this isn’t a foresight into their future. Maybe they’re just employees. No, no, that’s still weird.
“This guy I drew that I talk to on video conferences so my eyes face the camera for anyone watching.”
He looks pretty chill! And he’s the only person you know for sure isn’t judging you.
“Salted eggs flavored lays chips.”
Honestly? I’d absolutely devour a bag of these. Salted egg flavor sounds great! Sign me up.
“This little saw on my working pants I‘ve never noticed before.”
It’s for cutting little logs to build little houses for little…ants.
“I painted The Rock on a rock.”
If art is to be made of The Rock, surely this is the only appropriate canvas.
“A customer comes in almost every day to Dunkin’ Donuts and he has his order written on planks of wood.”
If your crew doesn’t have paper, this is the next best thing! And it’s still probably easier for the Dunkin’ team!
“Went to senior community [breakfast] with [grandpa-in-law] and saw one senior handing out printed memes to the other seniors.”
I absolutely love how wholesome this idea is! Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you can’t appreciate a good meme!
“This barcode on chives in the shape of chives.”
Does anyone else find this weirdly cute in a way? Cute little design for cute little chives.
“My toaster has [an] ‘a bit more’ button.”
Now they just need a few other buttons, like “a smackerel more,” “a tad more,” and “bloody loads more!”
