In today’s edition of Petty Exes On The Internet , Brian Austin Green is showing how he is totally over ex Megan Fox by mocking her on Instagram.
Now look, I too would be devastated if Megan Fox broke up with me and, who knows, I might get hella petty with it, too.
Let’s take a closer look, shall we?
As you may have heard, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green decided to go their separate ways earlier this year.
While the split seemed amicable , Brian’s latest Instagram shenanigans would prove otherwise, lol.
But first, let’s get a lil’ backstory to the drama!
34-year-old bombshell Megan Fox and 46-year-old Brian Austin Green reportedly split earlier this year.
The couple had been married since 2010 and have three children together: seven-year-old Noah, six-year-old Bodhi, and three-year-old Journey.
Though they married in 2010, Brian and Megan began dating in 2004, when Megan was 18 and Brian was 30.
Fans speculated the couple had split back in May when Brian posted a cryptic Instagram caption alongside a picture of a butterfly.
“Eventually butterflies get bored sitting on a flower for too long. They start feeling smothered. It’s a great big world and they want to experience it,” he wrote on Insta.
However, it wasn’t until Brian’s podcast episode was released the following week that the news was confirmed.
“Neither one of us did anything to each other. She’s always been honest with me. I’ve always been honest with her,” he shared on his podcast *…With Brian Austin Green.*
He continued: “We’ve had an amazing relationship. I will always love her. And I know she will always love me and I know as far as a family, what we have built is really cool and really special.”
While Brian is seemingly still single, Megan has quickly moved into a new relationship with rapper Machine Gun Kelly.
Last week, the 30-year-old posted a picture with Megan with the caption “waited for eternity to find you again…”
The pic got over 1 million likes and everyone was FREAKING OUT!
Now, Megan has made her relationship with Machine Gun Kelly official on her Instagram page with this sultry black and white selfie.
“Achingly Beautiful Boy… My heart is yours,” she captioned her pic.
I know, right? They’re super in love, you guys!
Well, now Brian is letting fans know that he is *totally* over his breakup with one of the most beautiful women in the world.
Posting a picture collage of his four sons, three of them which he had with Megan, with the caption “Achingly beautiful boys…. My heart is yours.”
DOES THIS CAPTION SOUND FAMILIAR TO ANYONE?!
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The comments were filled with people in disbelief at Brian’s pettiness.
“That’s it… you win the Internet today,” laughed one Instagram user.
“Putting your boys first!! God bless!!!”
Even Selma Blair got in on the action, commenting “Those boys are always true love.”
However, not everyone was feeling the petty love.
“So unnecessary to bring the kids into it. You were handling the situation like a man now not so much. two wrongs don’t make a right,” commented one fan.
“Now we know why she broke up with you. Your children must be more mature than you. Move on,” commented another.
“It’s sad everyone here is acting like she can’t date other dudes tf, she still cares about her kids lol. Y’all Karen’s for real!”
What do you think of Brian’s post? Was it playful or petty?
Let us know in the comments below!
